The Original FountainHED's Sciforums Awards Nominees

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by thefountainhed, Jul 31, 2003.

  1. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    The Nominees for Trimester SciForum Awards:
    ***Will edit until Aug. 4, when the winners shall be announced***

    Best Posters
    1. Tiassa
    2. kmguru
    3. James R
    4. Tyler
    5. Spookz
    6. The Fetus
    7. Flores
    8. Ghassan
    9. Mephura
    10. wesmorris

    After much research, maybe one or two on the list above could be replaced by the following, but I shall not.
    Honorable mentions: wet1, gendanken(*Screams*), <<courtesy of the sarge>>>, river-wind, DEB, Xev, Xenu


    Most Argumentative posters
    1. Logical Atheist
    2. FaFnir
    3. Xev
    4. Ghassan
    5. Nico
    6. Jerrek
    7. Christian Sodomy
    8. DJSupremo
    9. gendanken
    10. okinrus

    Best One-Liners
    1. SargentLard
    2. Clockwood
    3. Prozak
    4. Guyute
    5. goofy

    Most Resourceful posters
    1. Tiassa
    2. Spookz
    3. Ghassan
    4. ProudSyrian
    5. Galt
    6. guthrie
    7. Xeviuos
    8. Porfiry
    9. Dr. Lou Natic
    10. goofyfish/Thor

    Why did adam stop posting???????

    Geekiest/Nerdiest
    1. James R
    2. cthulhus slave
    3. goofyfish
    4. wesmorris
    5. CounselorCoffee
    6. Fafnir
    7. Cris<<courtesy marigny>>


    Best Jokers
    1. Sargentlard
    2. coolskill
    3. Zero (nevertheless inane)
    4. Xev
    5. Fafnir23


    Bets nicknames
    1. GodLied
    2. ConsequentAtheist
    3. 2inquisitive
    4. WellCookedFetus
    5. Quigly/Dr. LouNatic
    6. sargentlard
    7. river-wind
    8. Rajagopals
    9. Asguard--- For ALL the wrong reasons!!
    10. goofyfish

    Most ubiquitous poster
    1. Xev
    2. Sargentlard
    3. Fetus
    4. Spookz
    5. Tiassa
    6. DJSupremo23
    7. Nico
    8. Jerrek
    9. Christian Sodomy
    10. wesmorris

    Needs to be shot
    1. Goofyfish
    2. Xev
    3. Jerrek
    4. Prozak
    5. ChildofMine<<courtesy fafnir>>
    6. Christian Sodomy
    7. Ghassan
    8. Zero
    9. PacingYourName
    10. Proud_Syrian


    Best Avatar
    1. Fafnir
    2. Nightfall
    3. Xev
    4. Fetus
    5. Jerrek
    6. Galt
    7. Raithere
    8. spuriousmonkey
    9. goofyfish
    10. wet1

    ---This is where I'd really like help
    I have decided that I cannot possibly decide on a set criteria that would pick a winner amongst these threads. So the next 50 threads selected are ALL WINNERS!!! I would like to congratulate everyone who participated in the creation and continuation of the threads below. There are truly some magnificent insights and some plainly funny and stupid ones as well.

    Best Thread (prerequisite: 500+ views)

    1. "Why I hate teenagers!"--Free Thoughts; by Nico

    2. " OMA/OMG They are dead! Saddams sons are
    actually dead"--Politics; by Nico
    3. "ScienceForum Covention..."; Free Thoughts, by DEB

    4. Political Cartoons by Tiassa

    5. Refutation of Nihilism by wesmorris

    6. Sciforums Poetic Parodies by Mephura

    7. Infinity by yayacatfight

    8. "Is it wrong to kill an animal?"--Ethics; by dudeyhead

    9. "Why does 1+1=2?"--Philosophy; gfrontier

    10. "The Picture Thread"--goofy< over than12months, but..>

    11. " Is Homosexuality psycological or biological?"--human
    science; by MrHero

    12. "Why do people believe in God? - results"--Religion; by
    James R

    13. "The Irony of Higher Education "-Science and Society; by Halo

    14. "perpetual motion impossible?" -Science and Tech; by Steckel

    15. A slogan for SciForums by SG-N

    16. The Moon Isn't Real by CounselorCoffee

    17. Ocean Floor Bathymetry and Plate Cooling during CPT by True Creation

    18. Is Race Real? by Christian Sodomy

    19. Is Anything Random? by suthy2

    20. What would u do if you knew the world was to end tommorrow!! by sargentlard

    21. Liars... liars... filthy American Liars by ProudSyrian

    22. How much gun control? by Jerrek

    23. 0.9999... != 1 by Ben Gooding

    24. Poor Aisha by DJSepreme23

    25. Female Orgasm by Zero **Courtesy of Sarge

    26. Is Math Synthetic? by Bohemian Nightmare **Courtesy of Tyler

    27. Knowledge vs Faith by Eric F. Magnuson

    28. Have you ever killed a man?????? by sargentlard

    29. The need of Normalization of Homosexuality: CDC & Closeted men by Tiassa

    30. WHAT contributions from the arab world?? by DJSupremo

    31. How does evolution actually happen by DudeyHed

    32. Hell by Lady

    33. Immortality? by hulac

    34. Creationism does NOT belongin science by Zero

    35. A Poem Thread by Angelus **Over a year old but enough posts from past 3-5 months** OR this (equally good): Poetry Arena by Congrats

    36. Would any alien visitors be friendly? by roadkill

    37. Where is the Mind? by gladzic

    38. Raped, love and pain by Empath

    39. Atheism by Xev

    40. Sex and more xes by thefountainhed

    41. Niceness by A4Ever
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    50.
    Best ass-kissers
    1. Zero
    2. Flores
    3 Sarge


    Best Moderators
    All win

    Best Thread Starters
    1. Nico
    2. Jerrek
    3. DJSupremo
    4. Ghassan
    5. Tiassa
    6. goofyfish
    7. Adam

    Best Fights (Prerequisite: With the exception of 2, all these threads ended by virtue of being closed!

    1. Tiassa at Sciforums in Three Acts and an Epilogue (for the Haters) by Tiassa

    2. The Muslim problem here at this subforum by WellCookedFetus

    3. Ageing Europe: Muslim Immigrants Is The Solution by Proud Syrian

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    Ideas are welcome. Originators of stupid ideas shall be shot.

    :m: peace






    Old but worthy:
    The Podkletnov Effect by xaxaro


    What does love feel like? by Cactus Jack

    Alpha and Beta Males by Adam

    Women In Direct-Combat Ground Brigades? by goofyfish

    **Nod to TruthSeeker
     
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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Shucks.....i didn't make the good list...but i am fucking ubiquitous.....hell yeah...i should change my name to phantom ghost then....all under my watch everywhere.....but still shucks though...didn't make the goodlists......


    *cries in utter woe*.......
     
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  5. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    Number one on "Needs to be shot" should be ChildoftheMind, I havn't seen them post in a while, but they still need to be on it.
     
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  7. Marigny Registered Senior Member

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    haven't been here long but...

    I think Cris should be in the geekiest/nerdiest list.
    I've read his long posts, no offense, Cris, but it's in a good way nerdy.

    you're argumentive?
     
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  9. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Evilpoet, Xenu, and Wet1 should be added to the best posters list and Gendanken should be added in there somewhere too...especially in the argumentative list.......my little gendy loves to take part in war of the words.
     
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  10. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    dont feel bad, i didn't make any list.

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  11. Guyute Senior Member Registered Senior Member

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  12. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    awww...there there..you're always number one on Spookz's and my list.


    awww...we all need a hug...come on...come on every one...let's hug...and don't me groping anything..that's..um..part of the love....
     
  13. Guyute Senior Member Registered Senior Member

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    Geezs sarge.....thanks

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    .........i feel warm and mushy in the inside....

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    (whoops thats my pants)

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  14. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    *hugs and licks everyone
     
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    HOLY SHIT.........WHITEWOLF?.......IS IT REALLY YOU?......SHE HAS RETURNED......REJOICE!REJOICE!........Welcome back WhiteWolf!

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  16. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    fountainHEAD:
    My heavens, you have issues with me, don't you?
    Get a life.
     
  17. Ghassan Kanafani Mujahid Registered Senior Member

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    U should add this one :

    Sci's biggest idiotss :

    *OtheadP
    (Arabs decolorize brown skincolor over 2 generations in Amerika)
    +
    (Those aint Christian cuz they wear a scarf)
    +
    (just cause some jewish guy said it, doesn't make it true. we're not all geniuses, u know)

    *DJSupreme
    (R U h0m0 ?)
    +
    (Lets see how much tolerance you have when you're bashed on the head with an iron bar and get a three-way fracture of the brainpan)

    *Gill_W
    (The aliens are with Bush and Israel)
    +
    (communicating with light-beings)

    *(Q)
    (He IS Abdullathebomber along with various other userids . Proud Syrian, Bhudmaash, Allahs Mathematics, Jihad and so on)
    +
    (Everyone go home – nothing to see here)

    *Redoubtable
    (My ass is bleeding)
    +
    (Hurrah!)
    +
    (In all my daily pursuits and affairs I attempt to be pragmatic yet exuberant and cordial)

    *YouKilledJesus
    (the pyramids were made by whites)
    +
    (I'm not a christian, my name is a quote from a film)

    *Repo
    (I know enough to know that I don't need to know anymore)

    *El_Sparks
    (Welcome to my Ignore list. (Again))

    *Fukushi
    (The jews make a lot of babies too: but THEY CAN afford them)
    +
    (And most probably you would bring your friends and your brothers and your father too,...since you are all such cowards!!! If you could stab someone in the back you would do that!!!)
    +
    (That's how you fight! I know you!!! You can't surprize me!!!)

    *Prozak
    (Heil Hamas)
    +
    (Jews aren't white )

    *JDawg
    (Anglo-centrism? Dude, people would call your sentance structure and grammar awful no matter what part of the world you were in. )
    +
    (You can tell me until you're blue in the face)

    *PacingYourName
    (Im purple ..How do you people feel about purple people? I come from Purpulashia with purple grass its awesome. My people were slaves long time ago and then set free so now we the purple people are going to use that as an advantage too get jobs and etc. oh yea go purple people! were are my purple food stamps damn it!)

    who's the winner ? Dont all of them just astonish & amaze

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    Here's my favorite 3 baboons :

    1) OtheadP
    2) Gill_W
    3) Redoutable .

    Here's my favorite baboon talk :

    I know enough to know that I don't need to know anymore

    props to Repo for the retarded-manifesto

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  18. Christian Sodomy Registered Senior Member

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    I think you're barking up the wrong tree with this one. He's not malevolent nor stupid. And his handle is hilarious, if given the right context (Immolation + Christian Anti-Semites).

    Here's his work:

    http://www.rockindonkey.com/gorewar/
     
  19. Mucker Great View! Registered Senior Member

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    Excuse me, may I ask why I don't even get a mention?
     
  20. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Nightfall, Guyute, Sarge---don't feel so bad. your names should appear under best threads

    Actually I don't have any problems with you. I like picking on you because I can predict your reaction 70% of the tiime. I like you-- you make me laugh.

    Insofar as I live, I have one.
    P.S. For a person who tries so hard to stray from mainsteam bullshit, you sure do like repeating that nonsense.

    Mucker--- I shall re-read your posts

    Ghassan--You making stupid suggestions and you shall be shot

    P.S. Whitewolf, I will go back and read your posts

    :m: Peace
     
  21. Ghassan Kanafani Mujahid Registered Senior Member

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    Ghassan--You making stupid suggestions and you shall be shot


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    Im not added on the to-shoot list yet

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  23. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Damn ghassan, go back and re-read the nominees. It keeps changing and will keep changing until Aug. 4, when the winners shall be announced.
     

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