The MIB Ufologist

"The Real James Bond" HALO Jumps, falls out of the sky from 50,000+ feet, into your back yard. He wires your house for demolition in 20 minutes. Then he goes to the nearest open area near your house, puts on a harness, sits down... and just waits. Soon, a low flying plane flies over him, hooks his harness... "SkyHook"... rips him off the ground, and reels him into the plane. As he is being reeled into the plane he looks over his shoulder... smiles... and detonates your house! "Pinker... Jinker Pinker, Baby!!!"

"John Rambo Who Can Fly"



"I did everything except walk on the wing of an airplane, because only an idiot walks on the wing of an airplane." - Edward S "Jinker Pinker" Michalik

 

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Is there a vaccine for that?

 

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I think he keeps posting to keep his own threads at the head of ''Recent Posts'' List. It seems to matter to him.

 

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He seems to have most of this BS pre-written. There's no way he can type that fast.

 

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Hey! I'm not an idiot! And I didn't walk along the _whole_ wing.

 

I do, I have been trying to tell people about Rube for almost 6 years now. There is no reason to keep re-typing it over, and over, and over again.

 

I don't even know what that is. I am just "Going With The Flow". But about half of what I write is pre-written and was used in other places before. The posts about my family, for example, are taken from a 20-page "Family Tree" I wrote after getting back from almost being starved to death on the streets of Pueblo, CO last summer... but that's a long story.

 

Oh, and none of it is "BS"... it's all true, every word of it.

Just like if I told you the true Roswell story, that would also be all true. Every word of it.

You people might be the most brainwashed by the Red Scare I've ever seen. Take a look at the CIA's parking lot again. They are not UFOs or bigfoot and it is not "crazy talk" to believe that we exist.

You are supposed to be scientists? Why do you have so much trouble believing that intelligence agents even exist? Too you, the suggestion that the KGB has ever done anything at all, a single thing ever, in the last 100 years is "proof of insanity".

You people aren't even in touch with reality anymore... "The Brainwashed Generation". Obamites.



The MIB Ufologist

 

And, I know it's an old staple of insults on both sides that goes along with “Crazy Talk”... It's Vladimir Lenin's Game. I know it hundred times better than you and if I started playing it back with you instead of doing what I am doing... I wouldn't make it 3 posts without being banned if I started “Channeling Phil” and treating you as if I were Phil Klass. You'd ban Phil within three posts... practically the idol of skeptics, he couldn't make it three posts today without being banned.

But the “see a psychologist thing”... if I were The Teflon Believer responding too that, I'd engage you in an intentionally lengthy discussion about why you are wanting to send me to a VooDoo Witch Doctor when you claim to be a scientist! Psychology is NOT science and any good psychologist will tell you that. MANY psychologists are even PARTICULARLY STUPID people!!! “60's Hippie Chicks Who Believe In Auras”.

You must not be a scientist if you are telling me to see a Modern Day Gypsy!

M&M: “Shine The Light!”

ESM: “Climb to Glory!”

EFM: < Looks down and slowly shakes head... > “Tarot Cards & Crystal Balls...”

 

Then you're just spamming. That's against the rules here. Also the Free speech thing you spout doesn't apply to a privately owned forum, like this one.
Spam somewhere else or, better yet, check yourself into a psych ward.

 

So if I don't type it in live, it's "spamming" even if it is explaining what might be the true nature of the universe? What is wrong with you?

And you suggest that I see a Modern Day Gypsy? You are clearly a nutcase.

As for free speech I HAVE NOT BEEN ALLOWED TO SPEAK ANYWHERE IN AMERICA FOR 10 YEARS NOW!!!! If I am not allowed free speech SOMEWHERE on the internet, it's NOT A FUCKING JOKE... I WILL defect to China and do everything in my power to aid the Chinese in DESTROYING THIS NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And your BULLSHIT "private site" crap IS THE PROBLEM!!! The Internet needs to be declared a PUBLIC UTILITY and the government will WRITE THEIR NEW RULES FOR THEM!!! That comply with the US Constitution. The Twitter guy ACTUALLY BELIEVES that it's up to him whether or not the President of the United States may speak or not. You know what us "Bond's" would do too him for DARING to believe that it's up to him whether or not the president may speak... We'd EXECUTE HIM FOR TREASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back to reality, brainwashed useful idiot sheep!



M&M - "Destroy The Internet!"

 

And solving the "international issue" that "The Brainwashed Generation" is ignorantly rolling around in their heads right now. THAT is simple...

"We graciously allow you primitive cavemen to be on our internet. You will play by our rules or you WILL BE REMOVED FROM IT!!!!"

See how simple that is? We run this planet!!! We are in charge!!! Get used to it!!! This has been TRUE since the end of WWII!!!



M&M - The Crown Prince Who Will Never Be

 

It's like Iran and nuclear weapons. Iran is not allowed to have nuclear weapons BECAUSE WE SAY SO!!!

No further explanation is warranted. Iran is NOT WORTHY of discussing nuclear weapons with the United States. Little babies are not allowed to play with guns.

Iran will OBEY OUR COMMANDS!!!

End of discussion.

 

Michalik – Eisenhower Republicans

In other words, Americans.

“To honor ones own freedom is, in essence, to honor the freedom of all others.” - Ike

“If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.” - Ike

“Only Americans can defeat America.” - Dwight Eisenhower, Founding Father of Post-War America



Baby Bond, 009

 

It's the crossposting to lots of different sites that makes it spam, you weirdo.

 

They BANNED ME and DENIED ME FREE SPEECH!!! I had to move to another site.

Are you a total and complete moron or something???

 

The CIA's Mockingbird internet is brainwashing you as if a beam of energy is coming out of your monitor and programming your mind to believe the exact opposite of the truth about EVERYTHING. You ARE being brainwashed and you ARE living in a delusional fantasy land. “Everything you believe is wrong”.

For example, if you were living in reality you would see Anfita Commander Serleena Pelosi's Brown Shirt Army attacking America in the streets. After two failed coup attempts... she has ordered her Brown Shirts into this civil war which we are not fighting back. The CLASSIC Leninist/Hilter-like Brown Shirts are lucky I'm not the president, because would have fought back... and the NOT American Leninist would all be dead or on their way home to Moscow by now.

There is no such thing as a “Leninist American”, they are our WORST ENEMY in all of history! You forfeit your citizenship to become a Leninist. Ignorance of the law is no excuse. They are the domestic enemies of the United States and we should issue a formal declaration of war and demand their unconditional surrender!!!

If you were living in reality, you would also know that the provably ineligible KGB backed Traitor Obama should be put up against a wall and shot once for every soldier that died during the Iraq War... for starters.

If you can't see the brainwashing in the internet, which is BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, then you are not qualified to look at it. Don't even look at the screen, it is destroying your mind and making you stupid.

“Destroy The Internet!” Seriously, physically destroy every server on the planet until it doesn't exist anymore to save yourself from it! And, until it gone, if you can't see the 100% lies and brainwashing... DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT ANYMORE!!!

“As if a beam of energy is coming out of your monitor and is literally programming your mind.” - Kavik Kang, Inventor of The Matrix

 

The other thing about your BULLLSHIT "spam" is that this is America...

I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I want HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SAY IT!!!

It's NONE of your DAMN BUISNESS and NOBODY has the right or authority to SILENCE ME!!!

It really has reached the point that every time a "Speech Moderator" does it... I REALLY DO want to HUNT THEM DOWN and EXECUTE THEM FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS HOW SERIOUS IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS TREASON!!!

M&M - The Crown Prince Who Will Never Be

 

And just so that someone has warned them, since I've heard talk of it lately...

If you Leninist Hitleresque "American" Brown Shirts DARE to come too Real America, "Rural America"... you will disappear into hastily dug graves in the middle of nowhere, traitors.

You will never be seen or heard from again. All of us who live here DARE you to come to our homes...

You WILL simply disappear. Nobody will ever see or hear from you again. Your body will never be found.

Traitors.

Baby Bond, 009

 

Ah, you are one of those right wing nutjobs who doesn't understand the First Amendment.

Sorry. The First Amendment guarantees your right to free speech. It also guarantees the right of every free service you use to exercise THEIR right to free speech and choose to not air your gibberish.

However, if you want to stand on a streetcorner and recite all this stuff to anyone who walks by, you are 100% free to do that.

Ah, so you are also a socialist. Fascinating.

 

No... I am member of a fucking "Royal Family" of the executive branch, over 50 years of selfless sacrifice to America and the executive branch, to whom the constitution is my families religion and I understand INFINATELY better than you are capable of comprehending!!!

And you are the communist traitor... attempting to call an Eisenhower Republican a "socialst" PROVES your complete and total ignorance of such matters beyond any doubt what-so-ever... brainwashed useful idiot traitor!

You don't even know what "Right Wing" means... "Republic". Greece, Rome, United States. Alexander the Great, Marcus Aurelius, Dwight Eisenhower.

"Left Wing" means the communism of Karl Marx and "United Germany", the INVENTORS OF COMMUNISM!!! Marx, Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Obama.

Learn history! Oh, and the "Progressive Democrats" were literally brought into existence by Karl Marx himself writing in the New York Times. They have FAMOUSLY been the "American Communists" for over 100 years.

You don' t have the SLIGHTEST IDEA what you are talking about. As I said, you are a perfect example of it... a brainwashed sheep that isn't even living in reality. Stop looking at the internet... EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!!!



“Don't Mess Around With Slim!”



Baby Bond, 009