The MIB Ufologist

The movie scene that always first comes too mind when I think of ESM isn't even from a Bond movie. After the war, he was like Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge... the Lieutenant that Generals saluted.

- M&M

EDIT: And to make that crystal clear to you people who aren't into this at all and might not fully understand... they saluted him, they didn't call him "Sir!"

EDIT AGAIN: That was the other way around... Haha!

 

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Why don't you go somewhere else with your free speech?
Like a mental institution?

 

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You really could learn a lot about cold war history by listening too me... intelligence agents are not UFO's or Bigfoot. Do you need to see the CIAs parking lot again???

 

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Ok, this is what I think is my best personal story of Jinker Pinker & Baby Bond together. He got Alzheimer's disease when I was 16 or 17 and live all the way until 2003 after that because he was still in such amazing health in his late 60's when it started. He had continued his military routines for the rest of his life. When he woke up, between the classic WWII military calisthenics like push ups, pull ups and jumping jacks, meditation (which he taught me a few “tricks” from that I have used since), and the same breakfast he ate every morning... it was about 90 minutes before he was “up for the day”.


Looking back on it, my father must have known he has Alzheimer's and it would begin affecting him soon. I was sent back east every summer for two weeks, one with each set of grandparents. This year it was one with my mother's parents and 6 weeks at ESM & HAM's retirement house in the woods on the coast of Maine. We spent the whole six weeks doing everything there was to do in the area.


We went to FDR's house in Canada, which wasn't far, and I stood on the pier he fell off of and got polio. And a table in the kitchen, all the identical scene you are standing at... except without FDR, Churchill, and Stalin sitting in the chairs. He knew of two secret military bases nearby, a mountain he said had an underground facility in it that he didn't tell me what it did, and an above ground fenced in building with lots of an antennas that he said was the primary facility for communicating with submarines in the Atlantic.


Running out of things to do, he started to show things he probably wouldn't have if we hadn't been together for so long. Wanting to finally show me some of the things he could do. He taught me survivalists stuff, how to travel in a straight line in the woods using a compass and making a crude map as you go. We fired guns. He gave me a general idea of how I should fight in a war if I was ever in one. It is easiest to say that he fighting style was not martial arts at all, it was pure marine brute force and kill the other guy as quickly as possible before he kills you. Use the environment if you can. Swing them into a tree, trip them so their head lands on a rock, over and over stressing that this is war fighting only... “never on the play ground”.


He could pretty much walk up trees as if they weren't there and swing through the forest like Tarzan. He was, as you might expect, amazing with guns and for fun, when he wasn't being “military serious”, like to time himself in how fast he could quick draw and empty a 1911 with all the shots in the black and have the gun back in his holster. And that, of course, is the real “Bond Gun” kind of like a 1969 GTO Judge is the real “Bond Car”... that he didn't have until after he was retired.


But the most memorable and best story of us together that I remember is the one that most screamed out who he really was too me. To EFM it was his lying about why he was on MacArthur's staff and translating Russian for him during the Cuban Missile Crises. For me, it was this six weeks with him.


The movie Firefox was released this summer and for a week before it came out he was very excited about it. He loved Clint Eastwood, and it was all about an American spy infiltrating the Soviet Union. He talked about it for a week, about how great it was going to be. He HATED IT!!! It was a 45 drive to the nearest theater. He obviously was wanting it to show me what he was involved with, he trained the people who would actually do this. Everything about it was so wrong, and he was wanting it to show me how it worked... that he spent the entire 45 minute drive back ANGRILY telling me in great detail how an American agent REALLY penetrates the USSR. And the thing that brought out the most “Dezi Arnaz Like” frustration out of him really says it all, haha!!!


He thought it was the dumbest thing he had ever seen in any movie. He couldn't believe they got it wrong. How could ANYBODY not know this??? Mr. Leon Sprague... You NEVER kill someone on the way INTO the country. You kill someone on your way OUT of the country. And, in the world he was living in... “How could anyone possibly not know that?”


“Pinker, Jinker Pinker...”

 

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"The Czechoslovakian Dezi Arnaz"

Hahaha...

 

You have no idea how shocking it is too me that not a single person has asked me about Roswell or Lazar's "Alien Spaceship".

The Brainwashed Generation is much worse than I thought. The people of 20 years ago wouldn't believe this to even be possible. Maybe this generation has some kind of an aversion to the Roswell story, and I kind of encouraged you to pick that one. So, if anyone is interested, maybe go with Lazar instead. There's more too it that just confirmation that it was what you know as "Aurora". There is what it was really called, Phil discovered it accidentally included in a budget under it's real name, and of course then you get to find out where "Aurora" is now...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51

Not here, at the "second most secret airbase in the world"...

But if nobody in The Brainwashed Generation wants to know, I'm not going to bother typing all over again for 100th time...

The MIB Ufologist

 

Ok, so I've been at this whole UFO/Lenin/Conspiracy thing my whole life, and I shoot down most arguments and attacks pre-emptively... "Phil Proof!"

So, to pre-emptively shoot down all the "part of a plot with Trump, the executive branch" or "a tag team with Q/General Flynn"... this is the part Phil hated so much, everybody always running wild with everything and then trying to convince everyone else that what they imagined was reality. I have always been with him on that... so to pre-emotively deflate the "sheep level conspiracy theories"...

Look at the first science site I tried to post on, ask the guy that banned me. I came into this determined to make it just about Rube. Science didn't need anything but Rube, and I had just finished doing this once in a private chat with all of it and it is SO MUCH WORK to run all four subjects at once... Rube, the PDU story, Deano/UFOs, and The Bond Thing. I was determined for it to be just about Rube just to decrease the work load. Right now I am starting over from the beginning of what I have already been doing for two years. I only started going into the other stuff trying to force my way through the wall of censorship with SOMETHING. I just kept throwing out bigger and bigger things that I was sure someone would actually want to hear.

As for the Q thing, someone else brought him up. I wasn't planning on it. I am almost certain that Q is General Flynn, a three star general who once ran DIA and is one of the finest and most moral people in America. The poster here could be someone who is a part of "The Game" telling me to look at Q post 33, instead I find a very recent post #4433 with VERY INTERESTING TIMING too me, and American flag with the file name "CASTLE_ROCK_GODSPEED" as I restart this whole thing over again. Stop thinking like sheep, this is how these things happen. It's also entirely possible that the poster here has nothing to do with it and coincidence just made me see that post, which is still meant for me to notice... or the entire thing could be "Coincidence of Context".

Maybe, in the future, as more of reality builds and I have more information... I'll know if that was General Flynn wishing me well or not. If it was, that would be a great honor too little old "Agent Jay" and I seriously wanted to let him know just how much I appreciate that if that is the message. For now, I don't know... maybe in the future it will all "fall into place".

Anyone can "Join The Game" on the internet... if they can find it and see it. I am by no means the first civilian to "force their way into the game". I did it through Phil's "UFO Game" that I found, recognized, and entered into with them.

The Digital Man

 

I am pretty much leaving the "Sci-Fi Mythology for the 21st Century" PDU story out of it, which is a shame because that is my favorite one to talk about...

 

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"I wish that I could live it all again!"

Agent Jay & Silent Bob
M&M, anyone???

 

So, last night I had a little fun with the crack in Cheyenne Mountain thing, which also means it wasn't entirely accurate. So I'll teach you a little bit about how secrets actually work while also clearing that up. I wouldn't be “The Teflon Believer” for long if I left misconceptions hanging to be used against me later.

The US Air Force couldn't really keep much secret from Phil, he pretty much knew it all. So he would notice and gaps and fill them in. Then he would publish them in his magazine. Phil never signed any secrecy agreements, he was a civilian who figured it out. That's their fault. It's their job to keep it a secret. They failed. Phil beat them, he did nothing wrong. They lost the game, that's how they see it.

I am the same thing, in a way. I'm like the Phil Klass of DIA and the Executive Branch. But I am even more their own fault than Phil was. I am unique, I just lived immersed within it and, unlike most of the rest of my family... I am able to see it. They saw very early on how I naturally found them in my late teens and was “messing with them” on the internet. That really should have been their sign to just give me a job. Like I said last night, and Zeus is probably shaking his head in agreement with a smile on his face as he reads this, they probably deeply regret leaving me “in the wild” with everything I know. So when I do something like tell the world about the crack in Cheyenne Mountain... all they can do is smile and shake their heads.

It would be the same for you if you figured out a big, huge secret. No Men in Black or “Evil Shadows” would come after you. You never agreed to keep any secrets, you figured out a secret and beat them at their own game, and that's how they see it. The only real difference when I do it is that nobody has to investigate anything... they can just laugh and throw away the report saying “Yes, we already know about him...”

Agent Jay

 

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By the way, I see Fat Freddy is back. What would be funny would be to see him show up here and accuse Kavik Kang of being a loony.

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River, what do you think of Kavik's posts so far? Riveting stuff isn't it?

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My bold above.
River, for God's sake, ask him about Roswell or Lazar's thingy, then perhaps he will slow down or stop.

 

Brilliant. River as the forum's photon torpedo!

I'd never have thought of such a constructive use for him.

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A whole lot of people who have no interest in cold war history, and even seem to think that cold war history is "crazy talk".

That's The Brainwashed Generation for you... you are living in a delusional fantasy land that is being literally written for you to live in by people like me. You don't have ANY IDEA what reality is... you are living in a delusional fantasy land that has been literally written for you to live in by the KGB. It's a story about the perfect one who can do no wrong, Dear Leader, the "Angel Messiah". It's like a broken record, the KGB always tells the same exact story. The "Angel Messiah", Dear Leader, the perfect human being who can do no wrong.



Baby Bond, 009

 

I guess I can expand on that story from the PDU Family Tree about the “Upper Triangle” “Conspiring With Science” to fix EFM's pool table... because both the scientists and military people reading will equally get the humor of it.

There were three giant slabs of slate for this full-sized, hand carved, 9 x 3 pool table he had imported from Europe. The slate was about 1.5 inches thick and each slab weighed about 700lbs. He had actually built braces beneath it in the basement to make sure it didn't warp or even fall through the floor into the basement. When he had moved into that house, this was when my parents got divorced, a corner of one of the slabs of slate broke off during the move.

When ESM & RAM visited and he showed it too them, all three of them began discussion how to fix it because the slate slabs were essentially one-of-a-kind. The moment pure nitro glycerin became a part of the formula, ESM became very serious about the discussion. That became his obsession. Of course, for most people that would end the discussion since... you know, you can't get pure liquid nitro glycerin. But, in a great example of the “Not Normal” nature of my family, out of the four of us... ESM, EFM, RAM, and M&M... TWO of us could get nitro glycerin. ESM & EFM. That wasn't actually a problem for us, haha...

As soon as nitro glycerin became a part of the formula, from that point forward about all ESM would talk about was how “we aren't doing this unless we do it my way”, “nobody gets within 3 damn feet of the nitro glycerin other than me... not even you, Ed!!!” He was VERY serious about it... which should have the scientists and military types equally laughing right now!

 

And, try to remember, I am just passing the time here because this site has a UFO forum, so I figured I wouldn't bother anyone by talking about UFO's here. But The Brainwashed Generation likes to think they know everything, so nobody will ask me even a single question about it even though what I said in the beginning should be obvious by now. In 2020, I am almost certainly the top Ufologist in the world. I can tell you the ENTIRE STORY from the very beginning until now. But nobody wants to know. A few of my contemporaries are still alive. Most are dead or at least 10 years older than me because I was the "Wizkid" of the group. Somebody go tell Steven Greer & Linda Multon Howe about this thread and see what they have to say about my level of knowledge of the subject. I bet they'd both have a LOT of questions for me, especially Steven Greer.

I am just passing the time waiting for the scientists to catch their first glimpse of Rube, spend a week or two getting over the shock of it, then start talking with me until we get about half way through it, when they'll probably let me know if I get to present SVC with his Nobel Prize or just an apology for that because that's not how it works.

The Brainwashed Generation... The Ones Who Don't Want To Know. Real knowledge shatters their delusions of already knowing everything when, in reality...



Kill the Mockingbird & Destroy The Internet... and you will be free again!

Everything you believe is about exactly backwards opposite of the truth...

M&M - The Crown Prince Who Will Never Be

 

Probably the best ever cases of our time, Deano & I. The best two of our time, that you could even trip up (but not make him fall...) Deano on a little where the cases known as “Beligum 90” and “The Phoenix Lights”. And I have a GREAT Phoenix Lights story!

First... Belgium 90. Prior to the “modern” Nimitz Encounters, Belgium 90 had been the best case, and the one Deano had the hardest time suppressing with debunkery, because there is so much real world evidence. Military radar tracking. Those are ALWAYS the best cases, it's what put Beligum 90 and The Nimitz Encounters at the top of the list. If you are a skeptic, these are the two cases that are worth your time to look into. There is REAL EVIDENCE in both of these cases and that is a very rare thing in UFO cases.

The Phoenix Lights. The Last Battle. Philip J “Dean Adams” Klass demonstrates his true power!!! Too this day, you probably think that this case was explained away by “Deano's Flares”... dropped over 20 miles away over the mountains by National Guard F-16s. These flares, over the mountains over 20 miles away are NOT the explanation for the Phoenix Lights. Obviously. These are CLASSIC “Deano Swamp Gas Flares!” And why do you know this story? Because the Phoenix Lights were the next big case to come along after the Great Great Wall Debate and my Usurping the mantle of credibility in the UseNet Forum. If any of them messed with me, all I had to do was demand evidence for the Great Wall and they'd shut up.

With me leading the charge with the Great Wall of China as our shield, the “Believers” were winning the Phoenix Lights debate in a BIG WAY!!!

So Phil just went around us too the media... and told them his ridiculous Swamp Gas Flare story that doesn't match any of the facts. And that's all it took for Phil to still beat me in the end. He could go to the media, nobody knew who I was.

I “retired” as a Ufologist shortly after this. It's actually a very short story. Somebody put forward the idea of an Area 51 protest. I supported it. Someone at DIA, confused why I was supporting it when they knew that I supported the military having secret bases, replied too my post wanting to know and understand why I was supporting the protest. I explained it, and the very next night the chairman of the armed services oversight committee made the rounds of all the networks to, out of the blue as far as the rest of the world was concerned, to admit the existence of “Area 51” for the first time and let everyone know that...

“I am the Chairman of the Armed Services Oversight Committee. I have been inside of the facility, know about everything that goes on inside, and can assure you all that it is all in the best interests of the American public.”

Letting the people know that there was civilian oversight of “Area 51”. The next day I “retired” as a “Ufologist”. Everyone was freaking out in the thread about what had just happened and I just quoted Steve Irkle as my last post ever on UseNet...

“Oops... Did I do that?

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That was 1996. If there are UseNet Archives you can probably find it and read it for yourself.

• The Tin Foil Hat Prophet (Or, back then... “The Digital Man”)

 

And, back to “Ancient Aliens” “Brian”... you were still there for the Phoenix Lights debate, but I wasn't shielding you anymore then. You had said all the stuff about “Ancient Aliens” that you were talking about back then. Do you remember how Deano just smacked you down during the Phoenix Lights debate? That was because he hated you so much, he went out of his way to go after every one of your posts. And you didn't have me distracting him for you, which was almost a full time job because Deano was pretty much “Super Human” at this. Haha!

When I was defending you, during your early days after you gave up on the dinosaur bones, I was just throwing anything I can including the kitchen sink at Phil just so that he wouldn't have any time to worry about you. I was pulling out attacks on his character from years before and forcing him to defend himself over them all over again, anything I could think of that he couldn't just let pass to spend time on you. As I remember it, it was 3 or 4 months straight of that. Which from Deano's perspective were just a random jumble of rehashings of attacks on him from the past. Any thing I could think of that he had to respond too, so that he had to spend all day defending himself from me and wouldn't have any time to keep you from talking.

Hahaha!!! I know you remember all of this, “Brian”... you have too.

The MIB Ufologist



This is a Rube song... Cindy & Suzi... The Devilish Angel & The Angelic Demon.

Thank you, Professor Pratt!!!

The PDU story is actually a "Sci-Fi Mythology" that goes along with Rube. Or, as one of the few people I've told the story to called it... "A Sci-Fi Lord of the Rings".

 

You people who are still mocking and ridiculing me aren't putting together what I have been telling you. It was not a “silly subject” at all. Phil's “UFO Game” on UseNet was a microcosm of society. The part of society where Vladimir Lenin lives, lies and conspiracy theories. And the UFO crowd are the best there are at it other than DIA & the KGB!!!

Watch Yuri Bezmenov, he'll teach how the KGB REALLY OPERATES!!! That's the truth, that video is real. Not crazy AT ALL, Yuri is telling you the truth about how the KGB operates. That's all TRUE, not a crazy conspiracy theory. Look into “The Village” and see what you learn... “Immigrant Agents”.

There are called “Phil's Cults”. Movements within society. The KGB calls it “Social Justice” and the KGB can raise many of “Phil's Cults” under the banner of “Social Justice”. In the actual UFO Game on UseNet... Baby Bond defeated the Kobyashi Maru test of the American intelligence community!

The M&M's Great Wall Debunker Movement destroyed the credibility of Phil's UFO Debunkers, what “The Game” is actually all about, and took over the society as the dominant force within it.

There is NOTHING crazy about this at all, in fact its the whole reason why I still live in reality in 2020 as if I really were DIA and almost all of you are “Brainwashed Sheep” who believe pretty much the exact opposite of reality after 15 years of KGB brainwashing that I am immune too.

It's not a “silly subject” at all.

The MIBs are actually The Nuclear War People. Generally where you find real world MIBs you find four things... Nuclear Weapons & Civil Defense, KGB/Vladimir Lenin, US military, UFOs & “The Magic”.

TOP SECRET: MAGIC

 

Goodbye Professor Pratt...