Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23pm train.”

    The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11pm one.”
     
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    Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

    Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

    Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

    Patrick, “What school?”
     
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    What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
    Answer: Snowballs.
     
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    Hey everybody ! Here is the son of spiderman. Please ! Say him 'WELLCOME'

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    kuba kaba: No, I can't say 'wellcome' because

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    one or two eyes of front are ok but eight eyes of front are all irrelevant

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    kuba kaba

    kuba kaba: Hey ajanta ! Which is chicken of this photo

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    ajanta

    ajanta: Are you vegetarian ? So you don't know chicken, I see !

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    kuba kaba

    kuba kaba: But ,are u vegetarian too ?

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    ajanta

    ajanta: Let me f....k alone, kuba kaba !!
     
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    boo boo

    boo boo: This guy deleted his post, and i think it was monky joke, isn't kuba kaba ?

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    kuba kaba

    kuba kaba: Hmmmm!! I see ! And ajanta doesn't know chicken you see ? Now we are strong you know ! !
     

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