Pay per view channels-having your own ( not an ad!)

Hello!

I'm a bit short on money and need to make some very fast. All suggestions welcome.
I was thinking to start a pay per view channel, but I have googled and there are so many and they all cost a lot of money..
Do any of you have any experience with having your own pay per view channels?
Which one is best, cheapest etc.
Are there free pay per view websites that you can register on a start a channel there?
Haha, I'm sure there are a lot of pornsites in that category, but that was not really what I was thinking.
But, how much can you earn on a pay per view porn channel in a week, is there any business in that whatsoever?
Not that I'm seriously planning on broadcasting porn, more like false marketing, use the porn platforms as a set up for my internet scam. When they pay and press play there will be something entirely different, not sure what yet. Need suggestions on that too.
What would YOU pay to see, that I can provide?

 

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Not one damned thing, thank you.

 

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Why?

 

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Just 'cause I don't like paying for something without knowing what I'm getting up front. No reflection on you.

 

Ok, so what would you pay for? If you knew that was what you were getting.

 

Good food, good beer, good music...

Same things we all pay for. Have you an example to proffer for your own talents?

 

Ok, fair enough, but good food and beer can't be provided via internet, but music can! What if I sing?

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My collected talents:
http://bebelina.blogspot.com

 

I'll look, thank you!

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Edit: Your page is a turd, sorry.

Too much candy, not enough meat. I waited for three or four minutes for the music tab to open and gave it up. I have a fast connection, but that's just ridiculous to wait that long.

Paste a link to an mp3 (or mp4) that bypasses all that crap, and I'll give you my honest thoughts. I love music of almost all sorts.

 

I'd watch you mud-wrestle a goat for a dollar.

 

I'd pay five for a goat with spinnerets instead of teats!

God, did I really say that?

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No animal abuse, please.
Hm, wonder why it took so long to load? I don't have that much on it though, not enough to slow it down for three minutes, but ok, will post music links:
https://soundcloud.com/angelina-elander
http://spinnup.com/en/angelinaelander/
https://www.youtube.com/user/AngelinaElander
On youtube there is no real order with the pure musicvideos, singing videos, acting videos and other random stuff, it's all a mess, but it's mostly music...I think,

 

Who voted for "Bebelina's butt" ? I can make that happen.

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I already have a subscription to www.oldeurosluts.com.

 

Haha, but I can filter it for ultimate freshness.

 

I... don't even know what that means.

 

Well, I film my butt then add a softening filter to reduce the cellulites and wrinkles.

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Why don't you just create an obnoxious YouTube channel with shitty gameplay and even shittier commentary.

It worked for another Swede and he made millions.

 

Yes, I heard of that. Hmm. that could work if I figure out how to do it. Make people watch when I play World of Warcraft. But there are so many of those channels.

 

I asked my son to help me set up a stream, but he refused. He doesn't want his mom doing that. Can someone else help? How advanced is it? How much computer capacity does it require?

 

Is there nobody in here with any experience in this area? What app should I download for this purpose?