Spammer Spammer, post by night, When the staff is not on site Acne scarring; red-rimmed eye Could you not curl up and die? In what distant computer bank Lurks thy fucking source-code, skank? What the hell is it that you desire? Could you just stick your hands in a fire? What fingers, and wrapped wrist That scribbled out such noxious piss? Ought we buy your product, please? But then why post it in Chinese? What then the hubris? what the game? What the hell rattles round thy brain? Why do this? Were you discharged From captaining a sewage barge? Plaster'd forums, crap to sell What then is thy layer of Hell? Do you smile, your work to see? Did He who made Kate Upton make thee? Spammer Spammer, post by night, When the staff is not on site Acne scarring; red-rimmed eye Could you not curl up and die? (not my best work)