An ode to spambot designers

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by GeoffP, Jul 30, 2015.

  1. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Spammer Spammer, post by night,
    When the staff is not on site
    Acne scarring; red-rimmed eye
    Could you not curl up and die?

    In what distant computer bank
    Lurks thy fucking source-code, skank?
    What the hell is it that you desire?
    Could you just stick your hands in a fire?

    What fingers, and wrapped wrist
    That scribbled out such noxious piss?
    Ought we buy your product, please?
    But then why post it in Chinese?

    What then the hubris? what the game?
    What the hell rattles round thy brain?
    Why do this? Were you discharged
    From captaining a sewage barge?

    Plaster'd forums, crap to sell
    What then is thy layer of Hell?
    Do you smile, your work to see?
    Did He who made Kate Upton make thee?

    Spammer Spammer, post by night,
    When the staff is not on site
    Acne scarring; red-rimmed eye
    Could you not curl up and die?




    (not my best work)
     
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  3. gmilam Valued Senior Member

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    You gotta wonder... How effective is this type of advertising?
     
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  5. Stoniphi obscurely fossiliferous Valued Senior Member

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    ....as advertising or as subtle propaganda?
     
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