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Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Tiassa, Aug 10, 2013.

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  1. Bells Staff Member

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    Yes, The Marquis.

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    Naw... I dun not readin' any fancy booklearnin'..

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    Hello Bev..

    I thought you said I was Big Brother?

    Not my fault they do not enjoy the beatings.

    The man was an idiot.

    If someone feels that they need to hit their child, so much so that they have to call the police to make sure they are hitting their child legally, then perhaps they should not hit their child.

    Poor dear. You completely missed the joke, didn't you?

    /Pat
     
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  3. The Marquis Only want the best for Nigel Valued Senior Member

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    If you spent less time in an attempt to make me angry, Bells, and more actually listening to something someone has said, I'd have more respect for you.

    "The man was an idiot".
    This is all you are.
     
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  5. Bells Staff Member

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    Mah Gawd you're still yapping!?

    Speak louder The Marquis, I can't hear you from here.

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    Would you like me to explain the joke to you, The Marquis?

    What grown man calls and asks for other men to come over and watch so he can spank his daughter's bottom with a paddle?

    On a more serious note, if you think you need the police to watch you do something to your kid(s) because you might just break the law if you do it, then perhaps you should not be doing it at all. Ya know?

    Get it?

    I'd post pictures of why it is inappropriate, but I would likely break this site's anti-porn rules... Understand now?
     
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  7. The Marquis Only want the best for Nigel Valued Senior Member

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    I understand everything you've said, Bells.

    Scream louder, if you like. There isn't single thing you've posted recently which redeems you at all.
     
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  8. Bells Staff Member

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    Of course.

    That would be because I do not lie.

    I have noticed something about you, The Marquis. You live in some sort of fantasy world. You claim to see or know reality, but it is only your version of reality. Not actual reality.

    So of course you do not think there is anything I could have posted that redeems me in your eyes in particular. Because honesty does not exist in your reality, does it?

    Your signature is true about you, isn't it? You only see things are you are. Which could explain why you try to invent things and try to pass them off as facts and hope no one notices.
     
  9. Bells Staff Member

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    "Can we have pizza instead?"

    My partner and I groaned as my youngest uttered those words. I don't allow them to eat a lot of junk food, so when given the choice as we pulled into the parking lot of a family favourite restaurant on Sunday evening on the way home, the youngest opted to be difficult. Eldest soon joined in and since my partner had given them the choice as we drove into the parking lot of Chin Chin Chinese, we said "fine".. And drove back out again.. Away from our favourite Chinese food..

    Those words are now very very dear to us..

    I hugged both of them this morning, as I do every morning, and said 'thank you, thank you, thank you'. They were puzzled as to what they had done. Eldest thought it was because he had picked up a toy off the floor this morning, youngest thought it was because he simply existed..

    What they had done was save us from severe illness.

    The Courier-Mail reported health inspectors have shut down a popular family restaurant while they investigate one of the biggest food poisoning outbreaks in Queensland.

    Up to 85 people fell ill after eating at Chin Chin Chinese Restaurant at Springwood on the weekend. Some were still in hospital last night.

    Queensland Health has taken samples from the patients and believe the deep-fried ice cream could have been the source of contamination.

    Logan City Council has slapped a temporary closure order on the restaurant.

    “We have taken steps under the Food Act 2006 to ensure there is no further risk until the outcome of the investigation is known,” a council spokesman said
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    The number is now 110 and they expect it to rise. And yes, the culprit was the favourite and what we always have for 'sweets' when we eat there, especially my kids, it is their favourite. Their deep fried ice cream.. We always have it there.. Just as I always order their kung-po chicken, it is the best.. As is their salt and pepper squid and their Asian greens with bean curds.. But that deep fried ice-cream.. That is a requisite when the kids eat there..

    Thank Christ for Pizza!
     
  10. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

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    and your version of reality than must be the "actual" reality?
     
  11. Bells Staff Member

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    When you completely make things up and try to pass them off as fact, what do you call that?
     
  12. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

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    Objection! Show proof of the aforementioned "completely making things up".

    Clearly many here disagree with your stance on spanking as a sexual deviation and not to be used to teach children a lesson.
     
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  13. Bells Staff Member

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    Well, you can scroll up and read the threads in question.

    If you wish to try and flame and troll weeks after the event, that is your choice. However don't expect me to take your braying seriously.
     
  14. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    hoping for the best
    reading between the lines
    wishful thinking
     
  15. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    I Learned Something Today

    Every once in a while we learn something that we ought not need to have been told; in many cases, it is also something we wonder how fortunate we are to have learned.

    For instance, and because it makes no sense to you, recently I learned that stainless steel is heavy. File under, "Duh", and don't bother with what it actually means.

    But today I learned something, and unlike what I picked up last week and then promptly forgot in an apparent act of ego defense, this one is going to stick.

    3DpCB

    It should have occurred to me before, except, you know, why would it?

    Yeah, one of those. Of course it's possible. Technology provides marvelously fascinating opportunity.
     
  16. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    What We Want

    "Many of us were raised in a time that looked forward to the future, to the age of angels, to the days of miracles and wonder, to the time when most of our economical problems would be solved by new and amazing technologies. Many of us actually arrived in the future. Here it is. We find ourselves in it. And it is disappointing. We no longer cure anything, as the money is in lifelong treatment. Corporations have abandoned R&D and spend their surpluses on generating more surpluses from stock buybacks. Only billionaires travel to space. And a whole generation of brilliant mathematical minds has not been spent on filling the remaining gaps in the Standard Model, our deepest understanding of the universe and its history, but in constructing models for Wall Street traders. And we do not have robots. We have instead machines that make us do the work at supermarkets."


    Every once in a while a moment of gratification arises when a component in the discourse rises to affirm something we already believe. And this is not a specifically partisan issue, but, rather, a philosophical one.

    Much of what runs afoul of our aesthetics in society really is a matter of priorities.

    Something about differences goes here, too, like the difference between "science" and "applied sciences". That is to say, science is generally a wonderful thing, but the real key is what we do with it. Sure, self-checkout is no orbital death ray, but while the internet might have reduced the typing pool and mailroom staff, it created a whole new sector of tech support.

    This is the twenty-first century; King Ned watches, and waits for us to catch up.
    ____________________

    Notes:

    Mudede, Charles. "MIT Graduate Develops a Program that Will End Theft at Self-Checkout Machines". Slog. 26 February 2015. http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/sl...that-will-end-theft-at-self-checkout-machines
     
  17. Dr_Toad It's green! Valued Senior Member

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    What is that text? (3DpCB) Was it supposed to be a link?
     
  18. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    No, it's an abbreviation. I suppose it might be not quite so indecent to simply say, "3D printed CB", which isn't quite right, because in that case it should be, "3D printed CC", or, "3D printed CBT".

    That latter was what I was trying to duck, but I also picked up the phrase without the T.

    And, you know, of course that was coming. After all, xkcd↱ tried the joke five hundred strips back. Well, not exactly. But, yeah.

    I had a moment today with a serious bit of news in which I realized that sometimes, to share is to curse, yet we are still compelled to share. So I tried aiming for a pretentious veneer of decency. Oh, well.

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  19. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

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    Automattic Revises World Map: UK No Longer Exists

    Okay, look, the first thing is a software joke. Living in the Seattle area, and having that many friends who work in the sector, one thing I am extremely sick of hearing is how everything that goes wrong is user error. In this town, if you took people seriously, you'd think software companies never make mistakes.

    For instance, look at the image below, and I'll explain how it's user error.

    What you're seeing is a map generated by the WordPress software from Automattic. It's a composite image; the national statistics in the lower right coincide from the map, but are dropped in from a different screenshot.

    Notice anything?

    U.S., check. Canada, check. Russia, check. U.K. ... er ... um ... ah ... why is it so small, and so far east?

    User error! That's not the U.K., that's Kaliningrad, Russian Federation! User error! User error! See? No problem with the software! User error!

    That the U.K. does not register on the map is immaterial.

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    Thalia Wheatley Is Free Will an Illusion:

     
  23. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

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    so 5 seconds into the movie of "srenesam" I am like "ummm no stop, Id rather live with the delusion that I have free will, than be told I dont have free will"
     
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