The little things I mentioned that is new science!

Discussion in 'Alternative Theories' started by theorist-constant12345, Jan 28, 2015.

  1. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Ah, so you are a relativity denier! Here's a good page to get you started:
    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cult_of_Relativity
     
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  3. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Um, not quite, but a nice attempt at diversion regardless.
    Clocks "mark out" or "delineate" time.
    They do NOT do so for distance.

    Actually they do.

    Utter crap.

    What?

     
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  5. Russ_Watters Not a Trump supporter... Valued Senior Member

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    You are simply assuming the light clock behaves in a certain way and refusing to learn why it doesn't. The light clock and atomic clock completely agree with each other. Your loss for not learning why.
     
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  7. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    Two astronaut robots with an exact equal amount of energy to give a life expectancy of the robots of 100 years exact but in seconds.
    Both robots are powered by a caesium atom,

    Robot A is grounded, Robot B orbits the earth a few times and returns to robot A. Robot A has expected dies after exactly 100 years in seconds.

    Robot B dies exactly 100 years and 0.0007 seconds later, time does change for the robots.
     
  8. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    What if one of the robots has a pet kitten? When do they die?
     
  9. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    When the kittens time is up. If the kitten keeps on the go and moves around a lot, the kitten may just live that little bit longer.
     
  10. Seattle Valued Senior Member

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    Is it a Caesium kitten that is a see through constant E=mc^2-Gravity?
     
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  11. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    That would be one and the same kitten if I understood you correctly.
     
  12. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Sort of a boot camp for transparent atomic kittens, then. Sort of cruel if you ask me. They are already living with huge cesium robots.
     
  13. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    Well the bacteria lives with the giant ants, and the giant ants live with the giant kittens, and the kittens with the giant robots, but the bacteria ,ant,kittens and robots all look small under a bigger microscope.
     
  14. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    That suppose to say time does not change for the robots one just lives longer.
     
  15. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Are you arguing with the poster you quoted? (Can't really blame you; he often posts some bizarre stuff.)
     
  16. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    Bizarre does not make it not true though. I was saying the robots do not experience a time dilation, they experience time running at the same rate, but experience a longer length of life.
     
  17. Russ_Watters Not a Trump supporter... Valued Senior Member

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    Which part is cruel? There's a cute video on youtube of a cat in a shark costume riding a Roomba. He seems to be enjoying himself.
     
  18. Russ_Watters Not a Trump supporter... Valued Senior Member

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    In that argument, everyone loses.
     
  19. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    You could certainly disrupt the life insurance market for atomic space robots with your mad physics skillz!
     
  20. theorist-constant12345 Banned Banned

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    Properties at altitude would become prime property for the robots.
     
  21. origin Heading towards oblivion Valued Senior Member

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    Both robots will die after exactly 100 years as measured by their own light clocks (or atomic clocks). However robot B will say that according to his light clock robot A died .0007 second before him.
     
  22. AlexG Like nailing Jello to a tree Valued Senior Member

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    Can we lock and trash this thread now, or must we wade through 47 pages of repetitious crap again?
     
  23. Seattle Valued Senior Member

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    As long as there is a "Fringe" sub-forum I think we have to either avoid this section or wade through crap....not that I'm a fan of this section but as long as it feeds into the "new posts" function I'll probably get sucked in from time to time and apparently so will you

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