Barking spider

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Magical Realist, Jan 28, 2015.

  1. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

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    Do you have a problem with these? Here's some info on them:

    "A highly elusive nocturnal species of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.

    "Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennessee Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner."

    In Australia they are also known as the "Whistling Tarantula". Ask Bells about them..
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Found one that dances to the song YMCA.

     
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  5. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

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    I think that spider is barking up the wrong tree..
     
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