Flies no more!

Someone invented a better mouse tr...er...fly killer!

 

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Cool, I want one! I use an electric fly swatter that doesn't kill them, only stuns them. Then I can either feed them to a spider or my cat.

 

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for me
it's less effort and of a hassle to just use a fly swatter and then clean the dead fly up rather than finding and cleaning the NaCl that's all over the place.

 

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My solar fly killer.

Solar Bug Zappers
$14.95

http://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=...633%26device%3Dc%26matchtype%3D%26network%3Dg

 

We wouldn't be allowed a salt gun in the UK.

 

Pepper spray?

 

Pepper spray?
You must be joking.
We aren't even allowed to carry penknives.

 

All you need is an aerosol can and a cigarette lighter...

 

Is the mugger going to wait around while you get that ready?

 

Yes. Salt, pepper... get it?

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The like button's been re-instituted. I suggest you push it.

Ah yes, the nanny state. Well, I suggest if you meet a mugger you suck the eyeballs out oh his head and spit them in his hands. That should teach him.

 

I thought we were talking about flies, not muggers?

I must've missed something...

But, if you encounter a polite mugger, he'll wait.

 

Or a fly who is a mugger.

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