I bought a new pair of shoes...

They fit me as my key into my front door. After I have unlocked and opened the door I wipe my feet on the doormat. "Welcome!"

 

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Did you buy them online or at a store?

 

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I just bought a new pair of sweatpants. They fit me like a glove... and.. eh whatever.

 

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I was sad 'cause I had no shoes on my feet, then I met a man who had no feet.

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I used to know a girl who was very tiny. She claimed she was 4'-11" but I think she was closer to 4'-9". I used to tell her I could wear her jacket as a glove.

 

Receiving a new pair of shoes which fit can be a pleasant experience.

Van Gogh painted several shoes. They were old shoes, sometimes worn-out. An instance of the latter, which he bought at a Paris flea market, did not fit at all.

It was a couple of years after that when he cut off his left ear lobe, before Christmas.

So be happy now.

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To Protect Gauguin

 

So... what's this thread even about?

 

The downtrodden and the earless, so far.

How does the one-legged man dance?

 

Hip hop?

 

With a partner.

 

Ok, that was long enough. From now on this thread can be found in the Cesspool.