No prophecies beyond Mayan:12/2012

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by Quantum Quack, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. pink:noise Banned Banned

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    [eyes darting from side to side]

    This is the Fringe subforum, right? So, I expect it's permissible to be a bit more off-the-edge?

    Well, since last year, knowing that we were fast approaching 12-21-12, I began to exercise an extra layer of vigilance towards myself, my bearings, my consciousness, looking to perceive a change of perspective, hoping to notice an inceptive fiber to an altered perception, and I have indeed noticed something—except, is it just me in my maturing years, or is it from the influence of the notoriously proclaimed alignment? Hard to tell. But none of it seems to be intensifying, as I assume it should.
     
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  3. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    What were you expecting and when?
     
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  5. GASHOLE Registered Senior Member

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    I am an Alien, i confirm this is true.
     
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  7. Quantum Quack Life's a tease... Valued Senior Member

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    I believe most I have talked to have suggested and agreed that there appears to be two conflicting events occurring.
    1] the alignment and increased resonance of the stars issue and
    2] the emmergence of the divine in every one to contradict the empending catastrophe...so in essence the two events neutralise each other out as one event is causing the other until when the time is right the emmergence is complete and the catastrophy predicted is averted and no one will be the wiser until after the emmergence is completed.
    In other words God is using the physical events taking place in the universe [ re: Unobservable star alignment and resonance caused by the alignment - universally] to bring about his emmergence.
    A "fait acompli" and utterly unstoppable...and mostly hidden from consciousness, appearing occassionally in dreams

    ewwww! Believe it or not!!!......
     
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  8. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Hey what I heard was that during the end of 2012 the mayan calender simply ends because it's at that time they believed humanity would re-think time as a whole and no longer keep track of it with calenders or anything else like we have now. So that's why it ends but they didn't think the world or humanity would cease to exist, just that our methods of measuring time became non-universal.
     
  9. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    Your smart little fucker arn't you . That is exactly part of it all. Human perception is what it is all about . You fuckers are going to learn the hidden language I am all going off on all the time . Kissing time good by. The endless obstacles in the way of human activities .

    I just got my last shots before I leave the States Haiti Bound . The fucking paper work generated was the most ridiculous I have ever seen to date . What the shit has the world come to ? A fucking book of pages and pages and pages for 2 fucking shots. O.M.G.

    O.K. guys and gals . I'm the Christ

    O.M.G. the Mayan God . The May God. It is not a big deal . Your going to like the altered state of existence . You can see people for what they are . Yeah Animals deeply immersed in there human behavior. Habitual users. Yeah that is right. God unbelievable my latest of escapades. It is going to take a while analysis the data . Your not going to believe it. I will have to prove it I know. Fuck your not going to believe it even with the proff. I am having a hard time my self , but I will tell you what" I am laughing my ass off. Grinning ear to ear.

    It is Boiling Yokel not Bolon Yokte by the way
     
  10. Cifo Day destroys the night, Registered Senior Member

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    Here is a very well-known prophecy.
    This 1,000 years is what's called the "Millennium". These beginning events (the angel imprisoning Satan, the first resurrection, and Christ's reign) have not yet happened, therefore the Bible effectively prophesies that there's at least another thousand years to go.
     
  11. Quantum Quack Life's a tease... Valued Senior Member

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    if I am correct or my math is wowful does' the above predict that Christ will reign 1000 years after the first 1000 years [ didn't happen did it] and if he did metaphorically speaking then we can expect the dead to rise anytime now...
    >=1000 start of Christ reign
    1000 years of christ reign [ ends the year 2000 -ish]
    the rest of the dead after those 2000 years -ish
    so it could actually gell with the Mayan 2012 prophecy yes?
    note also the eve of the date 20-12-2012 and read up book revelations 20:12 you will find coincidentally Judgement Day....
    so according to the bible prophecy Christ is no longer reigning after the year 2000-ish..yes?

    ewwww! maybe Dad steps in instead...
     
  12. origin Heading towards oblivion Valued Senior Member

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    What alignment?
     
  13. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Who are the nine foot trees to usher in the end? Faith, hope, science, valor, knowledge, confidence, hate, and two more. I'll let you know.
     
  14. origin Heading towards oblivion Valued Senior Member

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    Just to PROVE this thread is wrong let me state.

    10 days after the 2012 soltice,
    In the New City,
    In the New Land;
    A great Ball of Light will drop,
    One million people cry out
    and wear funny hats.

    We now have a post apocalyptic prediction. Yea.
     
  15. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    The real Mayan prediction was Nine foot trees would return in 2012. They will usher in the end. They stopped recording a calendar maybe because they wished to not be here to witness the end.
     
  16. origin Heading towards oblivion Valued Senior Member

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    But what does that mean:

    1. Trees that have nine feet?
    2. Nine trees with feet?
    3. Trees that are nine feet tall?

    If it is number 3 then I think at only 9 feet they should rightly be called 'shrubbery'. Ni!
     
  17. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    I am giving up the dead next week . Christ has reigned long enough . That dirty little bastard. Step Daddy from the big Sky s turn.
    I got a phone book of a clansman that has the dead crossed out in the book .
    I am going to give it to the biggest badest Voodoo priest I can find while I am Haiti next week. I leave Monday. I suspect the names crossed out in the book are clansmen too as it was very popular to be one back in his lifes time span.
    I got the clansman s compass in the original wooden box with his name and address on the box in bold black marker . The compass looks to be about 3 inches across. I got the clan card somewhere but I can't find it. It is around and one day it will pop up . That will be the day I give it to the new owner Haitian Voodoo Priest.

    Giving up the dead has never been so easy
     
  18. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    Trees in prophecy are great leaders.
    They are tall and strong, and stand tall when all around them gets washed away.
    Nine feet is a little more difficult but the 9 could be nine, but in prophecy numbers are never real numbers. So feet aren't real feet (12" = 1 foot) either.
    But it sounds like it is the full number; all of them. All of them return represents the old idea of the resurrection of the ancient ones.
    We've all been here before, we are all tall trees.
     
  19. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    4. Nine foot trees. Quite literal. There are foot trees, and there are nine of them. Better question is, what is a foot tree?
     
  20. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    How can there be any "Nine foot trees" for if there was one of them it could produce seeds and next you'd know there would be millions of them. So how can the future of the world be linked to a literal number of a tree species, which is a result of Dumb Evolution.
    Spiritual things relate to events in the Spiritual World. How many Nine foot trees are there in the Spirit World?

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  21. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Nine, foot trees. What is a foot tree, the question stands.
     
  22. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    Well that is what I was saying a "foot tree" is a reincarnation of a leader, "foot" as in standing on their feet; no longer asleep. Re-standing on the Earth.
     
  23. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    So nine spirits have returned for 2012 to usher in the end of the world? Maybe they never left, but now they are back on their "feet?" Maybe nine men will plant their feet in the ground and become the foot tree, and they will grow to the heavens?
     

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