Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. --William Shakespeare Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's. --Billy Wilder You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment unless you trust enough. --Frank Crane When I'm trusting and being myself as fully as possible, everything in my life reflects this by falling into place easily, often miraculously. --Shakti Gawain Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe -- Claudia Black
What, as lawn fertilizer? Suppose I'd say the lawyer. Not much carbon mass on those little Ally McBeal types.
Car salesmen don't lobby for more laws to make them selves rich . Think about that the next time you buy a car
How can you tell the diffrence between a dead racoon and a dead lawyer? There are skid marks in front of the racoon.
It's easy to bash a lawyer...until you need one. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Why don't snakes bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Lawyers are presently suing Sea World because they think the whales are "slaves" and should be freed under the 13th Amendment. So, for now, I'll say lawyers. Though PETA is even worse.
Why do you think we charge so much? When people laugh at us, we make them bleed cash through their anus.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! It's a win/win situation. Words cannot break us. But we will break their bank balance and do it with a smile.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Either way, I'll blame capitalists Lawyers are a necessary facet of civilization. Used car salesmen are a necessary evil of capitalism. Bad lawyers are empowered by capitalism. This is the world we've made. Or, at least, these are the United States we have wrought. Can't say much about used car salesmen in Madagascar, as I've never heard of any, although, apparently, they exist
Two of my best friends are lawyers, and they're decent human beings. I guess that's why they're not rich. Don't know any used car salesmen.
With used cars ask for the carfax. But if your going to pay an arm and leg for a lawyer, what's the best way to make sure your getting what you paid for? When your life's on the line I'm sure every lawyer joke you've ever heard will come back to haunt you.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Very good, but you could say the same about a lot of doctors, and they don't get the same bad press lawyers do.
Telemachus: Lawyers aren't suing Sea world. Its pseudoprogressives who use gay terms like "rights" and "self-esteem" suing Sea World. Auraca: Don't tell me other's misery doesn't make your smoothie taste sweeter. Its not just lawyers that feed at that trough-- everyone in this thread does.
