What would you do with the powers of god?

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  1. NietzscheHimself Banned Banned

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    Trees never see their elegance in the fall
    Flowers never sence their own allure
    We all never see our dreams commence.
     
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  3. Pincho Paxton Banned Banned

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    Why would I want to be downgraded?

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    If I had the powers of God, I would use my mental powers to tackle the problem of boredom and succeed, having Godlike powers and all.
     
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  7. Nobody Suspended Indefinitely Registered Senior Member

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    Nice poetry.
     
  8. Nobody Suspended Indefinitely Registered Senior Member

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    What powers DOES God have?
     
  9. Pincho Paxton Banned Banned

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    The power to be totally non-existent, and yet effect so many people!

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  10. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    The power to project his image onto a piece of toast.
     
  11. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    Well I am not sure today . Thinking about something Emos said .

    Sigh ,,<< Well Sigh << You don't want to know . O.K. I won't do it but you know what they say about temptation . I hear bells ringing . What does that mean ? Not dinner time yet .

    O.K. her is what I would do . I would do away with money and erase every bodies hoarding instincts. Hey kind of like what is already happening . Think about your elders when you were young . Did they try to teach you about sharing . That is what I thought ! It didn't take . Well they tried . Course most do as they do not as they say

    We might have to talk Emos about solution number 2 ? ?? sense golden showers ain't working
     
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I wouldn't are enough to do anything. Its like caring about the social life of a flea
     
  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    :spank:

    Huh? I think you left out a word?
    Oh wait, you left out a 'c'.. Got it

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  14. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    I would be sceptical about my own existence.
     
  15. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    I would create a bottomless bank account for myself.
     
  16. Anew Life isn't a question. Banned

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    ..it hath no labyrinth..

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  17. NietzscheHimself Banned Banned

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    I would make full contact jousting an espn sport.

    Recreational jousters would most likely use bicycles.
     
  18. smellincoffee Registered Member

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    Create limited creatures, demand the impossible from them, and then inflict HORRENDOUS, FIERY PAIN on them after they died after a lifetime of suffering.

    ...or has that been done before?
     
  19. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Tsk. Cheeky.
     
  20. NietzscheHimself Banned Banned

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    Does the Great Wall of China, egypt's pyramids, and witch burnings ring a bell? Tho the first two aren't fiery... The Egypt one might be if they set funeral pyres but still that is after they die.
     
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    Strange... That some would rather embalm their minds in alcohol and still dislike the effects of locally grown herbs. Then again if we knew anything about economics they would actually be locally grown.

    We would rather argue facts long been presented than stream a thought from our own imagination. Most decidedly in theist/atheist debates. Somehow I feel this is connected to alcohol.

    Two lousy pages and you are bored already?

    Are we truly so afraid of the powers that embody the antichrist that we have lost all thought concerning?

    Or is it that our thoughts are scrambled with possibilities it impedes our ability to work with another person unless they think alike?
     
  22. convivial Registered Senior Member

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    No, since you can manipulate your emotions to feel any which way.

    Do not mock Grilled Cheesus™.

    I've thought about the topic here and there, recently. Here's what I've come up with:
    (1) I would go to a crowded basketball court area to 'preach' through a megaphone, along with subtle harassment of players, both in such a way as to put people on the fence on whether if I'm a crazy man or an excellent troll, with some lean on the crazy part. I would then get into a game and make every ridiculous shot, like over my back from mid-court, off an opponent's head into the basket, etc., all the while boasting that I am God.
    (2) Take even-money sports bets on big underdogs that I knew were going to win, on this gambling community website I'm a member of. I would post in caps and generally be an obnoxious ass, trying to be as provocative and appear as crazy as possible.

    Also, make world peace.
     
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  23. Aqueous Id flat Earth skeptic Valued Senior Member

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    I would antagonize humanity forever and a day.
     

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