Nine years of insane ramblings.

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by Bebelina, Jul 21, 2010.

  1. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    22,087
    I would have thought it would be the Prozac you'd miss most.
     
  2. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

    Messages:
    4,634
    I never took any Prozac my self . Depression is not part of my regular vocabulary . Sometimes I get a little blue , but when I do I wallow in it real good , cry a lot and blamo it goes away . Things get better. A good fuck helps a lot . I did get a few zanix from my one mean ass ex wife that always wanted Me to fuck her in the ass. She hated old people . That is how mean she was . Funny thing is she is old now . Go figure . I think they were called zanix . They made you high as a kite and you would not care if someone cut your arm off . I suffer from vertigo and well a carpenter that has to walk top plate that is afraid of heights? They worked pretty good , better than a beer. Then I found out they are addictive and I can see why cause Mikey like them way to much . So I stopped after about the 4th time using . I think they were called zanix ?
     
  4. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. scheherazade Northern Horse Whisperer Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,798
    There were two nuns...

    One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

    and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

    SM: It's not working.

    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

    So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

    Then Sister Logical arrives.

    SM: Sister Logical ! Thank goodness you are here! Tell me what happened!

    SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

    SM: And?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

    SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
    A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

    And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

    I'll pray for you!

    Sisters are clever too!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  6. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. SciWriter Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,028
    Xanax. Alprazolam. Calming.
     
  8. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,416
    One of our neighborHoodlums was high on Xanax (the kids call 'em bars here). He stole a car stereo out of a neighbor's car.

    A few hours later, presumably still all barred-out, he tried to sell the guy his own car stereo back!
    :bravo:
    Xanax leads to dumb decisions, it does...
    But in a similar vein...

    A different neighbor in a rent house...the guy was six foot two, over 200 pounds. When the sheriffs came to arrest him for parole violations, he hid in a dryer drum...with a crack pipe in one hand, and a .45 pistol in the other.
    Mind you, this is just on our street

    ...that has nothing to do with the old meth lab two streets up a few years ago...

    Man, trailer parks! gotta love it!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
    Last edited: May 28, 2011
  9. jamesbrentonk Banned Banned

    Messages:
    80
    I'm sure that bebelina had a great time.

    Everyone will miss her forever!
     
  10. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    19,252
  11. jamesbrentonk Banned Banned

    Messages:
    80
    If you have the ability to refrence me outside of local perversion I see to have no problem with you yourself. As it stands with hands tied or having had been tied I see no reason to assure you of your own physical safty. That's a threat too. If you wish to make anything (including myself) (your) property, you can assure publicly noted that you're going to be found and killed. No person is less important than another, and if you need shooting, killing or other remember past refrences to the threats you've initiated. I'm warning you if yo cannot get off of my property I will take the law into my own hands and find you to assure you're legally entitled to never do so again. Since you're still outside of my reach, I am asking you to simply refrain- from laying one finger on me. Your post will be absolutely ignored.

    Best of dreams to the bitch bebelina.

    Waiting happily on a banning*
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    43,184
    || jamesbrentonk has been banned permanently.
     
  13. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,416
    Well...

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!


    Wasn't that special...
     
  14. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    19,252
    I shall write a letter of protest to my MP and "the owner of this forum" immediately.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    OTOH, brentonk's posts certainly put Bebelina's "inane ramblings" in the shade.
     
  15. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,036
    Nothing like a hefty deaththreat in the morning. Here I am drinking my morningcoffee in peace and quiet while listening to the rain outside my window. Should I call the police? I know they are waiting eagerly for something...

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  16. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,416
    I dunno...depends on whether that internut knows where you live or not.

    I'd say not a credible threat...but I'd download a copy anyway...because you never know...
     
  17. synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,267
    Nothing starts your day quite like watching someone have a personal meltdown on the internets.
     
  18. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,416
    That was a blowup, not a meltdown.

    Meltdowns involve corners, pathetic-ness and lots of snot.

    Blowups involve conniptions, threats and property destruction, usually with lots of running around thrown in.

    I use these terms as a perpetual social science undergrad, so you know I know what I'm talking about

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

    .
     
  19. synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,267
    fair enough - although I reckon there's strong odds on him having a post-blowup meltdown

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  20. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,416
    :worship:
     
  21. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,036
    I wonder what insane fantasies brought it about. What was he (or she) thinking?
     
  22. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    22,087
    Awesome thread.
     
  23. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    12,738
    "Best of dreams Bebelina" (shudder)
    It must have been something Bebelina said.
    I'm glad he didn't say "Best of dreams Captain"

    See what you've done now Bebelina.
    You're going to get us all killed.

    I'm a bit worried, but it sounds like he's going to get you first.
    So keep posting, so I know you're still around.
     
    Last edited: May 27, 2011

Share This Page