Basically she's saying that the selective service is colluding with Obama to hide his true identity. She's also alleging someone forged his selective service card, because his current signature doesn't reflect how he wrote it 20 years ago. My signature has evolved, and I couldn't imagine how much I would be forced to simplify it if I was burdened with the task of signing an infinite amount of autographs whenever I campaigned or appeared in a open public forum.