I have absolute proof that God exists!

Can't you feel can't you feel the thunder, You better run you better take cover

 

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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a duck?

 

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Give up yet?

 

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OK, I'll tell you.
A duck filled fatty puss

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I've had haggis many times on Robert Burns Day. If you don't think about what's in it, it tastes OK. However, I'd usually had several single malts before I got around to the haggis so my judgement may be cloudy

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I have absolute vodka - 40% proof!

 

Oh dear. Does this mean that if my sisters die I'll become a platypus?
Will it get me a "frequent user" discount at the swimming pool?

 

Australia was long isolated, and so it followed another evolution manual. Most creatures don't walk or gallop there; they bounce.

 

they bounce here too, if you drop them from high enough..

 

Evolution is real Believer. You can still have God, but it would be great for you to join us in the new earth that includes evolution . Step on over we have been waiting for you . Take my hand and cross the rainbow bridge . You can do it . I know you can . You where born to be part of the new earth.

 

Deer bounce . More of a hop. Antelope don't bounce much and will bunch up at a fence line trying to wiggle through. The deer bounce right over. There are some funny animals in Australia. Funny by my Northwest U.S. standards that is

 

This old Earth took billions upon billions of years to produce sentient life. What could be so dumb and mindless to take that long? Evolution.

 

That is funny Captain

 

I thought you were being serious..but it would be good to look for real proofs

 

That is making a rather bold and unevidenced assumption that sentience is the 'goal' of life...

 

Have you seen Dogma?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaudvlfGw8
at 40 seconds into the video

 

They are a bit odd. But compared to some of the truly bizarre life forms on this planet, they're as normal as the girl next door. I mean, tube worms? Sea cucumbers? Those things are _really_ bizarre.

 

This thread will dissapoint the Atheist who was hoping deep down you found some proof to put his/her mind at ease.

PS gotta love the beaver duck.

Peace.

 

The bowl of chai has returned.

 

I hope you meant Tea ^_^


peace.