My roomate and I are on a current dead baby joke kick...and while I was at first reluctant to start yet another joke thread, i decided I didn't give a damn if it annoys people Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!. So, without further ado, the jokes...please share your worst Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: 2 scoops of dead baby added to some root beer. Q: How do you prevent a baby from drowning? A: Take your foot off its head. Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: How do you prevent a baby from falling down a manhole? A: Shoot an arrow through its head. Q: What is bubbly-red and bangs glass? A: A baby in a microwave. Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds? A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a daycare. Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans. Q: How is a baby like a grape? A: They both give a little wine when you squish them. Q: What's red & silver and moves in a circle? A: A baby with a fork in one eye. EXTREME TASTELESSNESS AHEAD[\B] Q : What's white and bobs up and down in a dead baby's cot ? A : A Pedophiles arse... Q: What's dark red on one end, hairy on the other end, 6 inches long and makes womem moan? A: Her child's severed head. Hell awaits...
I see I was right about another thing... I really DON'T give a damn after all! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
What do you call a dead baby with its jaw removed? Deepthroat! Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out. Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies? A: Sticking pins in their eyes. Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A: With a blender! Q: How do you get them out? A: Fritos! Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. A: You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Okay Xev, that's just crossing the line. You heartless wench. You could have at least shown some compassion and humanity by replacing babies with a more negligible life form (namely, the Iraqis). Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Let's start dead Iraqi jokes... *thinks*
how can you tell if the babysitter is molesting your baby? when you get home, the baby dosn't stop crying until you shove its pacifier up its arse /tastelessness
Haha...this is neither a baby joke nor an iraqi joke, but I just remembered it as one of my all-time faves... Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.
Neville! I never knew you were a feminist! **edit** Sorry, I miss read your post. I thought you meant "You're sick" at first. But I am still unsure what you mean...My sick what, and what about it? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I may be sick but bad grammer aren't that much gooder neither.
Dead Babies It is obvious that great imagination for entertainment is scarce. I am therefore forced to reconsider my negative judgment on Bush’s humoristic talents! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Q) How many ignorant losers does it take to insult a people whose history goes back more than 3,000 years? Q) How many ignorant losers does it take to make jokes about mass murder of innocent Iraqi civilians? Q) How many ignorant losers does it take to really upset a couple of young ladies who have had miscarriages or abortions? A) Five so far.
5!? how many people cant count? i counted three people in here who made jokes, including me. add 1 more person for nebula's roommate. now for me: my joke wasn't about dead babies. my iraqi joke was based on the fact that saddam was once a baby. are you a little over-sensitive adam? i guess the 5th person is you? we're ignorant losers?
If you shout at a crowd “losers”, the majority would turn as if called by their first name! Does it really matter to you so much the exact number?
my point being , 1) i didn't make a dead baby joke 2) my iraqi joke was in no way making fun of the mass murder of innocent iraqi's. So I sincerly hope adam wasn't referring to me there, because he has no fucking idea of my viewpoint on that issue, and if that comment was directed at me that would make him the ignorant loser
And people gave him crap for this - Alice Cooper, "Dead Babies" Believe it or not, I hear that chorus at least once a day. :m:, Tiassa Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
P L E A S E! Porfiry, wet1, Banshee, & Porfiry; This forum has banned people for posting in an irritating manner insults to faith, morals, etc. and perhaps even by their lack of sensitivity towards other people. It can be underlined as “jokes” but to any person haunted by terrible looses of helpless infants, it is a little sickening. I would kindly request you to consider deleting this thread, and if that wasn’t possible. Could there be a separated forum “macabre” pastimes, so that those interested in that sort of entertainment would have their own place to duel. Thanks! :m:
my apollagies I'm standing my grounds that I didn't post offensive material to someone whom has lost their child. I do apolligize if you or your child was molested by the babysitter.
I doubt that anyone who has lost a child would read this post after seeing its title. THINK ABOUT IT. Dead baby jokes are total classics. Over the top? Hell yeah! That's what makes them so funny. I like my jokes risky and provocative. Feel free to start a "how did the chicken cross the road" thread, if that's what does it for you. But just be careful because vegetarians and animal activists may come across your thread and be VERY offended. Sorry 'bout the sarcasm... but really, I want my dead baby jokes! P.S. Q> What's better than a dead baby in heat all to yourself? A> nothing
