Temco Beach Volleyball

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Nebula, Feb 26, 2003.

  1. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    So, it has finally happened.

    We are being taught to lust for virtual women. I'm reffering here to the recent Temco Beach Volleyball ad that depicts a bunch of *lonely* guys googling over over female characters in a video game.

    "Get a load of those polygons!"

    I thought this was a one time phenom (remember Laura Croft?), but apparently men are so horny that marketers figure using digitally rendered women are enough sex appeal to promote a product.

    Of course, we all know what will inevitably follow. It's only a matter of time before porn games are released ("Womb Raider"). This would drastically alter the meaning of "Role-playing" and "shoot 'em up" games.

    And while it may seem otherwise, there are in fact drawbacks to having such games. If violent video games are causing kids to go Rambo on their schoolmates, sexual video games will presumably cause guerilla rapes in schools. Again, this will change what it means to "uload a round" upon schoolmates. Hell, even the word "school-mates" will have new connotations.

    However, this is the only drawback. One great advantage of the coming digital sexual revolution will be the slowed spread of STDs, since people won't need to actually touch each other or exchange disgusting bodily fluids. Of course, we will see STDs in their new form: computer viruses. Everyone will be happy with the new "plug-n-play" devices, until they come down with a nasty case of "CyphylX."

    Another advantage will be that impotent men will have a chance to jolly themselves. Afterall, it was a computer that first said "please insert floppy."

    I can't wait.
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  3. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    I take it by your silence that you all agree. That is all.
     
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  5. Virgin Banned Banned

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    Interesting, but I do not fully agree. Cyber sex or virtual sex it is another normal development of our society, a society that is thriving more and more for the equality of the sexes, to the point were females become lest feminine and homosexuality it’s at the rise.
    The cyber and virtual stimulation, whether physical or visual, it simply stimulates the mind
    by way of fantasies and as a modernized or revolutionized version of prehistory dildos.
    I trust all readers are aware of the mechanized riding dildos? You know, the ones that you plug in a PC and by way of biometric feedback bring the orgasms to cloud nine.
    No, I personally haven’t used that, but I’m aware on what’s available, and I support cyber and virtual stimulation in the absents of true human harmony, …sexually speaking!

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  7. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    ROFLMAO!! Nice...

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