The newest monotheist religion explored recently!

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  1. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    THEY SAY:

    THE GOD REIGNS,
    THE SON TEACHES AND SAVES,
    THE DAUGHTER*** (THE NATURE) IS IN CHARGE OF CREATION PROCESS!

    ***IT'S CALLED KADER OR DESTINY AS WELL, AND GOOD BELIEVERS APPEAL TO THE SON (RAB THE TEACHER) FOR HELP AGAINST THE NON-MORAL WORKS OF THE DAUGHTER.

    FURTHERMORE EXPLANATIONS:

    SUMMARY

    Of the Mesopotamian ,even, the Eurasian people using the term “Betrayal Goddess”!They don’t mold their beliefs in a formal or systematically designed explanation in the way of religious attitude yet both in the historical and contemporary folk songs’ librettos of theirs THE HIERARCHY OF GODS-PARADOXICALLY-IN A MONOTHEIST RELIGION is apparent!
    In this sort of belief on the top something that shall live forever, and to that everything belong! His abstract name is RIGHT (HAK) when He is silent; sometimes He speaks, and when He speaks we call Him RAB as defined by Rabbis or Imams! Of the lower degrees, blue against the sky and towards the green earth we sense two-nearly-equaling- competitive POWERS: The GOD that even we look for Him in the sky, and call Him Sky-FELEK for which one can make search in GOOGLE- He is in everywhere. In the rear the dark outline of the One and Only God, Satan is sharply defined against Him yet at times the betray us both of them. When this “Only and One” God betrays mankind HER name is the SKY-the PROSTİTUDE- or FELEK! On the other side of the RELIGIOUS LIFE since there is also pure INDIVIDUAL GOD CONCEPTIONS of EVERY SIMPLE BODY, those aforesaid Eurasians have got-each one of them-one’s own GOD individually defined, and He is MEVLA-who saves our souls in emergency*!
    *Emergency need must imply a defect as described in the vulgar line of Ottoman people-KAMBUR FELEK/Hunchback Deity- in the routine, and the defect is something always to be defined by means of mathematical exact formulae! Gaining the lines from Turkish Saint YUNUS EMRE-Let me call for the help of flora/DAĞLAR İLE TAŞLAR İLE ÇAĞIRAYIM MEVLAM SENİ-I’ve reached an implicitly uttered bio-mathematical rescuing formula- Handicapped Deity-FELEK in numerically breaking point: 1/k + 0,1k = l –there!
    (For further more information about the author and the formulation glance at the Biological Essay tagged to the selected songs please!)

    FOR MORE INFORMATION I'LL SEND YOU A LINK LATER
     
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  3. Jan Ardena OM!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Hi prof, welcome to sciforums.

    Wtf are you talking about?

    jan.
     
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  5. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    we might have to wait for the movie adaptation of the sequel ....
     
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  7. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    I thought this sounded interesting, but when I google "betrayal goddess" I just get the same post in another forum.
    Kader led nowhere also.
     
  8. Jan Ardena OM!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I might go see it if it's in 3d.

    jan.
     
  9. Jan Ardena OM!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Could you give us some kind of break down of it.

    jan.
     
  10. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    break down the parody? I could make up stuff.
     
  11. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    The messiah

    Of the messiah:
    The common greatest teacher and savoir-jesus the christ whose profile as the messiah is shared by all one god religions i shall begin to post my poems...
    Wait please!
     
  12. synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

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    go for your life sweetcheeks - this is the religion forum after all

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  13. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    Common messiah of all one god religions (1)

    HERE YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE OF RELIGIOUS POEMS I PROMISED TO INSTALL

    One early dawn towards the doom namely the last decades of the earth
    They shall be awakened by the sweet sermon of Jesus the Christ
    Who is assumed by all the believers of one god religions
    That shall reign for a time of absolute peace
    Shutting the windows of evil and opening those of tolerance after having
    parleyed
    For some time with every creature in below compared with
    His celestial position of miracles
    Above all dead or alive units or particles!
    He shall come as the greatest teacher
    Teaching every letter
    From the alphabet of holly spirit
    And as the biggest savoir-yes the biggest
    He shall pull short the infliction induced grievances
    Wrapping living souls up in the blanket of eternal vengeance...
     
  14. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Install complete. Please restart your belief system.
     
  15. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    The god forbid that i should be a prophet! ı'm only:

    I'M ONLY:

    Prof. Mes Solzhenitsy

    Dr., Dr. (MD. Ph. D.) PROF.M.E.S (1951)—scientist, author and pacifist, but above all the first and only Family Health Academician of EURASIA, holder of official trustee of patent rights appointed by Some MEDITERRANIAN Republics' Justice Ministry UNITS—lived in CONSTANTINOPLE during the years 1987 to 2007, some of the most important years in a person's life. He grew accomplished his post graduate studies, received his academic and administrative titles, (Lecturer, the member of academic board, chairman of the department, vice-dean, Associate Professor and lector of IEP: successively: Anatolian Uni., Ataturk Uni.,and Southeastern&Huron Uni.s was shaped as a human being in the cosmopolitan atmosphere of the Eurasian capital cities where different nationalities and cultures mixed and where inter disciplinary sciences and health service policies developed in a dynamic interaction between Western European tradition and the aspirations of the Near East intelligentsia. Here are the roots of his international titles—the member of European Community Health Study Group, the Honorary Prince of Derbent, the columnist of Constantinople based National Press Network and Judeo-Espanola Press—which made him world-famous .

    SALUTE EVERYBODY!
     
  16. synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

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    Wow! after such an illustrious past, who woulda thunk you'd sink so low?
     
  17. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    Let's talk peace, and be not indecent: Here you are the chain of poems for salvation!

    The Most Brilliant Light-Messiah Shared by All One God Religions
    (1)


    One early dawn towards the doom namely the last decades of the earth
    They shall be awakened by the sweet sermon of Jesus the Christ
    Who is assumed by all the believers of one god religions
    That shall reign for a time of absolute peace
    Shutting the windows of evil and opening those of tolerance after having parleyed
    For some time with every creature in below compared with
    His celestial position of miracles
    Above all dead or alive units or particles!
    He shall come as the greatest teacher
    Teaching every letter
    From the alphabet of the holy spirit
    And as the biggest savoir-yes the biggest
    He shall pull short the infliction induced grievances
    Wrapping living souls up in the blanket of eternal vengeance...

    The Most Brilliant Light-Messiah Shared by All One God Religions
    (2)


    We are not ready to deal good will bestowed upon us by the Teacher
    Of all teachers,
    Governments and emperors
    Even conquerors
    Because we have no real knowledge and miracle dimension power
    That had been represented by Jesus the Christ over
    Oceans and mountains!
    Once
    We has a powerful will, it will be a long time before our concrete and spiritual Forces will be able to gain and reinforce our ultimate goal
    Will throughout the universe.
    And it will be much longer before it can block Satan’s power by itself as
    It stands now here and there is no initial salvation,
    So the rest doesn’t much matter. One says when one goes on
    Pondering about the salvation problem the mankind face is that,
    With the conscience gone, Satan would be the most powerful yet
    The historical balance of negative and positive powers
    Would had been as desired between Satanic matters and will of believers!

    TO BE CONTINUED WITH THE POEM NUMBER 3: WAIT PLEASE IN PEACE!
     
  18. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Cesspool!
    We already have a thread for poetry.
    Simply because his guy wants to write poems about "god" doesn't make his drivel fit material for for the Religion sub-forum.
     
  19. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    More information about the main subject of this thread started by prof. Mes!

    MESSRS,

    THE AUTHOR TELLS SOMETHING NEW IN THE WAY OF DEEP AND HISTORICAL ASSUMPTION OF NEAR EAST MUSLIMS WHILE EMBRACING JESUS THE CHRIST:

    AS ON COULD REMEMBER THE BEGINNING LINES OF THE THREAD MENTION IT VERY CLEARLY

    THEY SAY:

    THE GOD REIGNS,
    THE SON TEACHES AND SAVES,
    THE DAUGHTER*** (THE NATURE) IS IN CHARGE OF CREATION PROCESS!

    ***IT'S CALLED KADER OR DESTINY AS WELL, AND GOOD BELIEVERS APPEAL TO THE SON (RAB THE TEACHER) FOR HELP AGAINST THE NON-MORAL WORKS OF THE DAUGHTER.

    FURTHERMORE EXPLANATIONS:

    SUMMARY

    Of the Mesopotamian ,even, the Eurasian people using the term “Betrayal Goddess”!They don’t mold their beliefs in a formal or systematically designed explanation in the way of religious attitude yet both in the historical and contemporary folk songs’ librettos of theirs THE HIERARCHY OF GODS-PARADOXICALLY-IN A MONOTHEIST RELIGION is apparent!


    THE POEMS ADDED TO THE EXPLANATIONS TELL MUCH MORE ABOUT-MAYBE-THE LAST MONOTHEISM EXPLORED RECENTLY!

    NOW WAIT PLEASE:
    THE ORIGINAL POETICAL APPROACHES OF EURASIA MUSLIMS (OF WHICH GREAT MAJORITY ARE PRO-WEST PEOPLE) COMING NEXT IN MEANINGFUL FRAGMENTS!
     
  20. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    More samples in the prayers of the newest monotheism loyal to judeo-christianity!

    Yazar Prof. Mes Solzhenitsy
    01-09-2010

    TABİAT ANA NE LAF, AFEDERSİN?
    Prof. Mes Solzhenitsy
    (see in google)

    Fakat Rab hep barış, saadet, selam ve huzur
    Sevkine yönelik kılmıştır emirlerini
    Yeter ki duayı öğrensin mümin, insin nur
    Kovsun acıyı, mazluma uzatsın elini!


    WE ARE FED UP WITH MOM THE NATURE’S DEEDS,
    WE NEED PEACE OF JESUS!


    Muslim Clerics have publicly said that
    The reason “The eternal peace has not been formed”
    Is Mother Nature interference. To put it more clearly:
    Therefore, we are in need of RAB’s breath-Jesus. Let it come early!

    ACCORDING TO ALL MUSLIMS JESUS-THE CHRIST SHALL DESCEND TO THE EARTH BEFORE DOOM AND REIGN ALL CREATURES IN PEACE FOR FORTY YEARS!
     
  21. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    Sometimes not having a good handle on a language can produce interesting lines. While I disagree with the 'idea' that mother nature is somehow the problem, the flow of that line I like.

    It is hardly solely a religious sentiment.

    It seems like everyone is fed up with Mom the Nature's deeds and wants to replace her with something else. Preferably something with a patent so someone can make money off the replacement.
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2010
  22. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Can someone please ban this guy, for shite sake!!!
     
  23. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    NO!
    I find him rather amusing.
    Can't we keep him? please please please!
     
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