25 things about to become extinct

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  1. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    i'll miss the crabs, the trees, the swimming holes, the bees, the drive-ins, and the family farms. everything else bon voyage.
     
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  3. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Nobody has explained about Americans buying milk in Gallon jugs yet.
     
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  5. chris4355 Registered Senior Member

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    this is the one we should worry about
     
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  7. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    How do you buy milk? We generally buy 2 or 3 gallons at a time.
     
  8. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    STRONG agreement on the bees.
    I've been seeing them around here again. I hope that is a good sign.
     
  9. Yellow Jacket Registered Senior Member

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    I agree about the honey bees. Found this article about them:

    http://www.mndaily.com/2010/04/08/u-prof-study-honey-bee-crisis





    I know locally, farmers had to pay to have their crops pollinated by beekeepers. One such farm decided to begin beekeeping and sells the honey the bees make at local farmer's markets around the area.

    It's sad when you have to begin to factor in bringing in your bees to your orchard in the bills. Kind of like having to pay for water.
     
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  10. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    :bugeye: What do you do with all that milk?
    Bathe in it?

    In UK we used to buy pints, but now we mostly buy 2 pint plastic bottles.
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    #26 The Catholic Church.
     
  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Cosmic.
    Is adding things allowed? If so

    #27. Australian Cricket Supremacy


    I've just checked my garden. No bees.
    If I see one I'll let you know.


    How much milk at a time do Australian's buy?
     
  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    The Australian cricket summer included whitewashes against Pakistan and west Indies and a series win over New Zealand, the recent speed bump involving a few pommie bastards aside, we are on top of the heap.

    Plenty of bees here.

    We buy milk a litre at a time.
    I don't. I don't drink milk...I mean fuck that! Milk!.. Bleahhh!
    Wine people!, beer, juice, water, anything but fatty disgusting essence of moo, fuckin' grow up! babies drink milk, period!
     
  14. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Americans never stop drinking the stuff.
    Three Gallons at a time. That's 24 pints.

    How can people drink so much milk?
    What's going on there spud?
     
  15. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    they haven't grown up.
    suckling on the tit of their forefathers. ...mothers!
     
  16. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    We drink a lot of milk in England.
    We put it in our tea and coffee. Occasionally we will drink it on its own.
    About a pint a day each.

    Americans must just drink milk and not eat or drink anything else.
    That's the only explanation.
     
  17. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    You'd think so but unfortunately it's more like, 24 pints of cowyuk, seventy three burgers before lunch then a stackkkkkkkk of pancakes and a liberal dose of bible bashing, all washed down with a gallon or two of loosely disguised transfats. Then they want us to swallow their bigfoot/jesuslovesus fantasies!


    FARKKKK!
     
  18. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    All that Cowmilk is driving them loopy.
    After a gallon of that no wonder they are seeing Bigfoots.

    And another thing. It explains why they don't play cricket.
    How could you play cricket after all that milk?
     
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  19. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    We drink it, cook with it, put in in our coffee, use it in cereal, and give some to the cat.

    What about you and your low milk intake? How many times have you broken one of your calcium deficient bones?
     
  20. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    About a cup and a half of milk contains enough Calcium for a grown man.
    But it is in other foods as well, so a cup would be enough.

    As for your cat, unless it is a kitten it should not be given milk at all.
     
  21. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    Captain, your needle's stuck in the groove.
     
  22. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, neverfly, but
    how can they drink so much milk?

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  23. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    hmmmm! bones like stone and arteries to match.

    The mealy mouth of America, suckling on the swollen udder of bovinity....BLECH!!
     

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