Belt down shots of cheap-ass rotgut gin until you can't even stand up. I mean cheap shit swill like that "Victory Gin" garbage they drank in the book 1984. It's vulgar, oily, kerosene-esque bitterness will remind you that the world is a bitter pill you refuse to swallow, and show the world that you care so little for it's trappings - even unto your own mortal coil - that no manner of abuse to your body is beyond your capacity because you are so fuckin' cool. Plus when you wake up from the drunken stupor with the wracking sensation that a team of dwarven miners are attempting to batter their way out of your skull by pounding on the backs of your eyes with adamantite sledge hammers, it will complete the unique existential experience. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
No...pants are too restricting...I'm wearing a cod piece like in "A Clockwork Orange" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Hm, I'm drinking by myself. Bud light, because that's all that's here, and I'm poor. There's enough for me to get hammered, though. As for the loner anarchist? Totally moonshine. Make it yourself. You don't to interact with any corporations or middle men to get what you want; you're self-sufficient. Drink it any way you please (personally, I prefer mixing with OJ); you don't adhere to any social constructs of what's "proper" or "right", you do what you want because you want to.
This has me thinking Theodore Kaczynski with a still. I preferred getting stoned alone, but it began to make me paranoid, so I had to quit.
Ha. I think he's entertaining. That last thread entertained me while at school, I was sad Enmos locked it.
Actually..I was thinking of asking Enmos to re-open the thread....some good did come of it (inspiring me to do some recording, and website creation research)
I'm just sitting here, listening to Bad lieutenant (what's left of New Order after Peter Hook left), drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade, and playing fetch with my cat.
Mike's is too sweet. It feels like my throat swells when I drink it, and I can't have many. Yo ho, yo ho, it's Pyrat Rum for me. My dog is eating his bone on my lap. I'm listening to Bon Iver and Dinosaur Jr.
They're not crap, they're grammy-worthy, I just need $5000 to record my voice on my computer and buy free beats. Vikings or Saints?
Ah thanks for that Mac. I knew you looked familiar but couldn't place it, and that was the necessary clue. You can do a cheesy "cabbage patch" dance because... you're a Cabbage Patch Kid. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!