Best Way To Get Drunk Alone?

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  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Give me advice, I need it

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    My new persona, loner, anarchist, "don't touch me" I'm cool now cuz I only need myself so forget everything else!

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    Suggest drinks, ales, beers, etc.
     
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  3. John99 Banned Banned

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    Rule number one (for a drinker) is never drink alone.:itold:
     
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  5. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    wine enema
     
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  7. John99 Banned Banned

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    Get yerself some root beer.
     
  8. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    If you're alone, why not try drugs?
     
  9. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    If you wait a couple hours...around 7pm central time...I'll drink with you online.

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    We can have another party thread. It was fun last time...I had Varda in my pants.

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  10. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    Yo abuse painkillers instead.
     
  11. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Imbibe humongous amounts of alcohol.
    And make sure there's no one else with you.
    Duh!
     
  12. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    I can recommend opiates.
     
  13. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Just get some good brandy and relax, sip a little every now and then until you start feeling a "buzz" then stop because the brandy is just starting to get you feeling drunk and it will get better as time goes by. I'd suggest B&B Brandy and drink it with ice.
     
  14. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Darky? you around...I got a 12 of Tecate. Ready to get lit? Anyone else want to join in?
     
  15. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I will try to pair you to the right booze based on your criteria......

    Beer and wine are very social drinks, so I don't recommend them. Those are the kinda of drinks that you buy for friends, or share in the experience of their flavors. You give wine as a gift, or you buy your buddy a beer for male bonding......... not for the potential anarchist. You need hard liquor.

    Cognac is a good non-social drink......although I don't recommend it for you. You are trying to be anti-social (as opposed to just introverted). Cognac is for the cerebral kinds of loners that like to relax and read books.

    Absinthe---- a bit pricey, but great for creative or misanthropic loners. Just stay away from toxic oil paints and revolvers, and you should be fine.

    Vodka/Tequila... only if you drink it straight. If you use any sort of mixer (IE - orange juice; grenadine; fruit punch; triple sec; etc) it automatically becomes a social drink.
    I'd recommend a mid to low shelf vodka. As for tequila....just get some Cuervo (don't even think about Patron or Don Juan or Milagro or anything fancy).

    Brandy - Paul Masson is perfect. Also relatively inexpensive

    Whiskey -- Good for loners as long as you don't drink anything from the "top shelf". I'd recommend Evan Williams. Mixing this one with coca cola does not make it into a social drink.

    Liqueurs -- I do not recommend

    Rum -- oriented towards fruitier social drinkers. 151 is the only exception, but its really difficult to drink on a regular basis.

    the ultimate antisocial loner drink is moonshine if you can find it.
     
  16. Escaped Goat Registered User and Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Where are all the ladies at
     
  17. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know...lets get this party started (does cheezy "cabbage patch" dance)
     
  18. Escaped Goat Registered User and Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Who is this Dywyddr cat? He is frequently right.
     
  19. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    I've got Tequila!...and some plant matter that I wouldn't mind blazing

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    Party, party, party.....(This is lame, we need more people)
     
  20. Escaped Goat Registered User and Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Hope it's not compost.
     
  21. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    damn! how did u know...?

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  22. Escaped Goat Registered User and Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Intuition.
     
  23. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    (does a completely inappropriate dance including pelvic thrusts)
     

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