Men, what would you give up ?

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  1. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    So my friend and I got in this brief conversation and I figured the more the merrier.

    So if you had to give up one of these things, which would it be and why ?

    Lose eyesight
    Lose hearing
    Lose penis

    For me it was a toss up between seeing and hearing.

    But I reluctantly choose hearing.
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Penis, I use my vision and hearing a whole lot more

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    Meh.. I'd probably go for hearing as well.
     
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  5. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    I figure most would choose that. I can't imagine life without my penis.

    In fact, I would be suspicious of any men here who would choose it.
     
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  7. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Penis, then buy one of those fukuoku things that rotates and bends in weird directions...in about the 9" size variety and install it in the empty hole.
     
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  9. mike47 Banned Banned

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    I lose you and be in peace and happiness.......

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  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I just need the no penis and urinating thing explained. How does that happen?
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Well, how do you do it?

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  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    so you would start sitting?
     
  13. mike47 Banned Banned

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    Just like women do it every day......

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  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I sit now, most of the time :shrug:
    I find standing kind of impractical unless you're outside. I don't get the whole 'guys should stand' thing..
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    :jawdrop: and I got crap for teaching my son to pee without lifting the seat
     
  16. mike47 Banned Banned

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    Did this turn to a peeing thread ?.......:roflmao:
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I was just curious! :fright:
    My husband is pee shy, so its a bit of a mystery to me
     
  18. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    At my age I've already lost all three of those things to a certain degree!

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  19. krokah Registered Senior Member

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    Hey cosmictraveler, the little blue pill will give you back your penis, I would rather loose my hearing than the other two, sight with penis being the last....smiles.
     
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    Hearing, I depend on my eyesight and penor more.

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  21. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    there are alot of guys who chose almost certain death from prostate cancer rather than lose sexual funtion

    orleander i think if you asked most guys they would say that they sit down to piss when they can either often or at least some of the time. Its hard to read a book standing up
     
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  23. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Music is my life, I would not want to go on living without my hearing. I'm not very visually oriented, my wife insists that if I went blind it would take me a couple of days to notice. Even my sight is verbally oriented, she says when we go driving I only notice the signs, not the scenery.

    It would be a bummer to be blind but it would be intolerable to be deaf. Beethoven managed but I'm not Beethoven.

    I'm surprised that the list in the O.P. is incomplete and does not include hair. I read recently that the largest group of men polled would give up their sexual ability to avoid going bald.

    It's not really the penis that's at issue but the prostate. When they take out the prostate they usually also remove the nerve that transmits stimulation and triggers the orgasmic reflex. Although with advances in microsurgery they can sometimes save it now.

    To remove the penis head and leave the prostate would be cruel. The prostate secretes semen until it's swollen, arousing sexual desire, but there will be no way to stimulate ejaculation. The man will have to wait for a nocturnal emission.

    In the U.S., with its bizarre and often Stone Age standards of masculinity, it is indeed regarded as not manly to pee sitting down. I hope it's not like that in the rest of the world. If it's the middle of the night, I don't have a lot of clothes on, and it's dark, why the hell not? I trained myself to always put the seat down years ago, so I never have to worry that it will be up.

    (Come on guys, is there any other single thing we can do that is THAT easy and makes a woman THAT happy? You have to be a moron not to put the seat down!)
     

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