Date me please

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by sniffy, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. sniffy Banned Banned

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    I like you already....

    You may be making a sweeping assumption there but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. There is certainly some 'probable tripe' to be seen here.


    Hmmm. May I pay you back in shoes?

    I think you should know from the start I don't like red wine. It gives me a pain in the head.
     
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  3. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Well apart from the, ah, understated arrogance of the user name I'd guess that the quoted phrase doesn't come across as particularly endearing...

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  5. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    O.K!?

    Shit, you're a pushover. Change my tack to champagne and you'll be mine. If coming over a little slutty. You may pay me back in shoes but I'd prefer you out of them and they filled with bubbly, I'll drink it down with your footsweat and toejam and rejoice in you.
     
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  7. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Well I am asking for a date on a website forum whatever that tells you about me. sometimes you just have to wade through probable tripe though to be sure.

    It's a bit like kissing frogs to find prince's (esses).


    You see there it is. The bubbles just go to my head and make it hurt much like red wine.

    Is 'coming over a little slutty' a bad thing in your book?

    Well if we start now I'm sure you'll have the bootlaces undone by bedtime. I'd think twice about drinking champers out of them though. The athletes foot and all...

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  8. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    You see, there you go mentioning bedtime, all I said was my side of the bed. My, we do seem to be cutting to the chase don't we? Is this how Scidating goes?
    I'm debating myself whether to get all innuendoish. Help me dear.
     
  9. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I'm suddenly reminded of the old joke:
    What does a lesbian bring on a first date? A moving van.
     
  10. sniffy Banned Banned

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  11. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Call me innocent (or naive) but that went right over my head...

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  12. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Packed all her stuff and ready to move in with the girl on the first date.

    (the punchline in the US is "A U-Haul," but I didn't know if the U-Haul reference would go over across the water.)
     
  13. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Ah.
    Not in my experience of lesbians.
    Not quite.

    It would have (just).
     
  14. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    And I'm reminded of the Raven who, when the moving van approaches feigns disinterest at the hitherto focus of its attention, ,a plevey of ripe maggots feeding on the roadkill carcass, and skulks away like the harbinger of gloom it cannot pretend not to engender and falls flat. The undertaker of the immovable feast.
    Grind me Sniffy.
     
  15. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Here we are. Not even on our first date and you've fallen out with me already!

    I don't have a penis I can't grind you as such but I know a man who can.
     
  16. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    WTF is a "plevey"?
     
  17. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    This is our first date.
    I could cry now or take your mandible slightly forcibly and cradle it betwixt thumb and my tixt and pry my tongue tonsilwards. What say you sweetness?
     
  18. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Gosh it's getting hot in here....

    Er, do you prefer white people?
     
  19. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    No, I prefer Rangas. What are you insinuating?
     
  20. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe it's just an American lesbian thing.
     
  21. sniffy Banned Banned

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    What are Rangas? Australians?

    Read thread!
     
  22. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Gingers.
     
  23. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    A ging.
    From oRANG [A]Utan.
     

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