THE SNEEZE!! one of the greatest natural feelings in life next to love and pride!! microscopic junk flys outta your nose at 100mph and comes with the feeling that you accoplished something!! IT FEELS GOOD TO SNEEZE! (unless you extreamly sick) other than that the sneeze is GREAT. how do you sneeze?! ive seen multi- sneezes, big ones, little ones, 3 consecutive sneeze... and this one girl i knew sounds like a mouse when she sneezed i myself have sneezes so powerfull it makes me jump in the air sometimes oh and please!! no booger simantics!!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
From the age of 6 to 16 I sneezed at least twice a day and they were within 5 minutes of each other Now I haven't sneezed in about 4 months
It's usually one big powerful sneeze but it happens that 2 or 3 of those happen in a row... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
My dad sneezes in 13. All the time. Every time he sneezes, another 12 follows rapidly. I hardly ever sneeze since i had some nasal/sinus surgery done, but when i do it's just one big hard one..if that makes sense. Sneezes are really unique...all sorts of people sneeze diferently, make different sounds, etc. NUTS! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Re: sneezes whatever you guys do....never, ever hold/plug your nose shut when you sneeze. let it all come out naturally.
NenarT: What nasal surgery? What was it for? Just curious. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! pumpkins: Lol!! Yeah, I hear if you contain your sneezes, your eyeballs fly out, you get ulcers, and hemmorhoids. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That's why our eyes are closed when we sneeze eh? hmm.. I sneeze 3x. Once, then 2 smaller ones that are like backlash. It scares me when my friend sneezes like a mouse, because she says it's "unladylike" to allow bodily noises to surpass voice level. :bugeye: Meh, I say "Let'er rip!". Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I still crack up at Howard Stern's "Long Fart", lol
No two sneezes are ever alike. One girl who I now have found never sneezes sneezed just ONCE...and it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It sounded exactly like this-- "ah choo." No extra spit or anything, no breath behind it, just a very calm ah choo and she was finished. The whole class was in a riot (it had happened during one of those silent interludes), I can tell why she never does it now...
if i plug my nose when i sneeze my ears pop and they hurt for a good while Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
re: surgery after years of allergies and obstructed breathing, i was cured! I had rather large polyps in my sinus cavities, a deviated septum, and an enlarged turbinate... so, they went in and fixed everything. I was unconscious at the time, of course (woke up verrrrry doped up Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! ) , but i seen the surgery on tv and it's horrendous! They go in with all sorts of tools and..oh, it's horrible.
A good sneeze is almost orgasmic. Tht's why I try to sneeze a couple of times a day.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A girl in my philosophy class has sneeze fits where she goes like 20 times in a row... her record is 28. Advice... if you are at a meeting or religious event, and you feel one coming.... suck in hard through your nose. It clears the nasal passages and relieves the "tickling." So, no sneeze.
if i sneeze, it's either one Very Loud one, or 15-20 quieter mouse-like sneezes in a row.. sometimes i almost choke as the sneezing continues and there's no time left to inhale.. really weird.. :bugeye:
I remember way back in some classroom that a guy catched a cold and he had a full nose. Suddenly he had the enormous urge for a giant sneeze, he managed to turn around facing the window. And along with his sneeze came out ALL THE GREEN JELLY that was in his nose and his cavities. We saw the big green puddle fly through the air and it landed on top of some flowers where it spun a filthy green web between the leaves. Also it contained some small chunks of salami and bread that he was eating 5 minutes ago. At least he felt relieved, but we were pretty discusted and laughing at the same time.
Once, while at work, I had to sneeze, but held it in... I heard a pop in my head and could hardly hear for an hour, and my eyes got all blood-shot and teary. Not cool, lol.
when i sneeze or yawn, my left eye twitches and sticks shut. lol. EDIT: no... maybe its the right.. hhmm. well.. one of them does anyway.. lol
