Nice Guys Don't Get Laid - Ever

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It's not witty, it's true.
     
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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Shit that is hilarious coming from you....

    All the members here know exactly what happens in your bedroom, explicitly...Mrs Circus Monkey Sex

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    And Mrs. I gave my boss now husband blowjobs under his desk.
    So I guess he has no taste or he just like whores, and you have
    no discretion since you like to frequently go into details about your sex life with a bunch of forum members.
     
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  5. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    He gets the same answer from me everytime.

    WOOT WOOT!
     
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  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    maybe, but you won't find me repeatedly talking in the open forum about PMs others have sent me.
     
  8. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    He posted some in my Vistor Messages for all to read you MORON.
     
  9. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    Darkside, this is your fault for being a liar. The next time you see this girl be honest and say "listen bitch, I don't want to be your friend. I just want to fuck you."
     
  10. dazzlepecs Registered Senior Member

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    All guys can get laid.. nice guys, fat guys, smelly guys, deformed guys..



    you probably dont get laid cos ALL you are is nice.. You gotta have more right?
     
  11. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Dude, just lower your standards. There are some hella ugly and desperate women out there who would be grateful for any sex they can get. They tend to actually be quite slutty too.
     
  12. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    Sounds like you mean the men have a Madonna Whore choice.
     
  13. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    I would guess they do as well as the dorky looking girls.

    Though it is true dorky looking girls can often find someone to fuck them.
    Not sure if that is a consolation though.
     
  14. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Amen

    You know, that does work sometimes.

    I remember one time I had started working at an insurance company and a couple of the women in the department were back in the files with me and being friendly. And it's been fourteen years so I can't recall the conversation exactly, but one of them tried to be provocative, so I called her bluff, and that night she came over to see if I could prove whatever point I'd made and we fucked for six hours. It developed into a slightly confusing and problematic relationship that I eventually ran from because I was frightened of the commitment. But those months were the best, most passionate, most creative, most trusting sex I think I've ever had. To the one, it's a shame that I blew it. To the other, she eventually did time for being behind the wheel in a drive-by, and I can't say that if I'd stuck around it wouldn't have happened; her mother, as it turned out, was part of a fairly influential local meth ring; the woman kept getting me great deals on pot, which was nice while it lasted, but she eventually went back to prison on a trafficking charge, and I can only say I'm glad I was nowhere near that scene when the raids went down.

    I can't say I was the nicest of guys, but both the woman and her mother seemed to think so.

    I think one thing we might look at, though, is people's definitions of nice guys. If, for instance, DarksidZz holds nice guys in some manner of contempt—either directly or through sublimation—he might well be overestimating the commitment to being nice that is required of nice guys.

    The trick, as far as I understand it, is this weird balance between nice, scoundrel, natural, calculated, and oblivious. And above all, it requires trust. And as the obligation and need is shared between the partners, one should not expect such a formula to bring success every time. To the other, if you go into it actually believing you have no chance except to embarrass the hell out of yourself, generally speaking, you'll find a positive experience. Even if it's simply, "Well, at least I didn't embarrass the hell out of myself."
     
  15. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    Pathetic guys don't get laid. Ever. If you have given up, and have no confidence, and cannot believe a woman will be attracted to you, you are lost. Game over man, game over. Pity might make some women want to give you a hug, but they will not be sexually attracted to you.

    If you have this attitude, but are a woman or a gay man, someone will eventually try to pick up on you. But not if you are a straight man.

    Either learn how to not be pathetic (get help if you need to), or stock up on hand lotion.
     
  16. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    i am a nice guy and i got laid
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    nice guys are not interested in politics. You are interested in politics and just mentioning the word "Katyn" and "Soviet Union" boils your blood...therefore you are not a nice guy, so dont try to wear a sheep clothes, wolfie.

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  18. Japarican Registered Senior Member

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    Nice guys can get lucky if they don't act like a pussy. Please...have some backbone.
     
  19. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    I'm a nice guy but that doesn't mean blatent lies and bigoted historical revisionism don't piss me off and mean i'll stand by idlely while people are being abused or hurt
     
  20. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I read this fascinating topic on Yahoo, it was a guy asking how not to get to attached to a girl he liked or was dating because he only goes after very particular women (and so gets attached to easily). The conclusion was pretty astounding. They agreed that there is NO way to prevent someone from seeking an attachment if that's who they are, furthermore a girl went on to say the following:

    "Actually I did do the same thing you did to avoid attachment, I got with a guy that I really liked but tried not to get too attached..... and it does work. Because after awhile of you of not opening yourself up and you hardening your heart you begin to not like that person anymore. Then you have to figure out a way to break up with the person and it's not a cool situation to be in. On either side."

    Those words are totally true, I've experienced them recently. I didn't open up to this girl and be honest, but instead tried avoiding the situation. The advice these people decided on was:

    "If you really like her go for it, she might be something you'd be missing out on otherwise, you never know. Like everyone else said its a risk you have to take."

    Which is brilliant again. They're saying you NEED to take that risk if you want an attachment, otherwise you'll just end up bitter and try breaking things off. So really this is solid advice and I'm going to follow it from now on.

    Originally from here http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090525061813AAqkBAX
     
  21. John99 Banned Banned

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    i think you are just thinking too much.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    i think you are thinking too much of him thinking too much.

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  23. John99 Banned Banned

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    no, that didnt take much thought.

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