(split) Cryogenically freezing Michael Jackson

OK, Geoffery Peabody

What is with request for a listed record of crazy? I could look it up.

I will just assume that you are not really interested in suspened animation and or preservational cold storgae or cryogenics?:shrug:

DwayneD.L.Rabon

 

Log in or Sign up to hide all adverts.

There is the "Norval score" for crazy of course.

 

Log in or Sign up to hide all adverts.

Dwayne,
I havn't the slightest idea about this cryogenic stuff But please keep posting it. I find it interesting reading.So you have at least one fan.

 

Log in or Sign up to hide all adverts.

Well,
Currently there remains time to perpare the Michael Jackson body for cold storage so that eventually full restoration and revival can occur, It seems grevious that with the ongoing development of technology in this feild that current forsight does not mandate carrage or preservation of the currently fallen to the time frames in the future where revival and restoration will exist as a condition of society, being that such time frame is near in organization.

As of present give various news announcements, the body of Michael Jackson has been placed within a tomb,of marble. such a placement of the body defines in general terms that the body has been embalmed and so treated with Formaldehyde, known commerically as Formalin.
The application of formalin changes the coruse of treatment in cleaning the body and preparing the body for cold storage. In which case of such a application excessive washing now becomes proceedure in which to follow, as well the role of genetics now becomes intregal to the circumstance of end treatments.

How would such a treatment feel to Micheal Jackson like being stung by bees throughout the entire body.

Normally during a world emergency treatment with formaliin is not dealt with as a condition of collecting and prepareing the deaceased.

DwayneD.L.Rabon

 

I'm serious about a Norval score:

http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=723729#post723729

Someone do the calculations on DwayneD.L.Rabon

 

As it illustrates your madness I am. Dwayne: you can't cryogenically freeze someone who's been lying around at room temperature for days and days. Their cells will be toast.

 

Well, under the assumption that say 50% of his posts have been crazy, and that all of this have been (for the reason I mention above) misinformed, I calculate a Norval score of:

K = 1 / ((200^1.5)+400) = 0.00031

N = (1/K)-1 = an impressive 3224.8.

I'm just kidding, of course. I didn't actually check all his posts.

 

Well, Geffory Peabody

I was not specifically making a case for Cryogenic freezing Michael Jackson, I am making the case for the cold strogae of the body and its clean up, after which a number of things can happen, such as growth or revival.
The object is to obtain a stagnet state of the cells, where they are preserved within their own enviroment, it is completely possible to even cryogenically freeze the person at anytime. Before cleaning the body or After.

I think that it is quite common for people to give up on the deceased, one because they do not know what to do, two because it is a custom, and three because the medical community does not want to invest the time.
when a person is considered dead reamins a large debate because humans can be kept alive and revived from various depleted states, most desire the higher brain functions and so just a living body is useless to them. the waking of the brain from lower brain function is a debate and battle because some actually wake up and other do not. (if you read my some of my former post you will find a refference to the longest state of coma for a human it is quite a long time.) There are adcvances in waking the brain form lower brain function, one such facility is in the State I live in, here in the USA.

Astronauts have to be treated for cryogenic probelms because that is the enviroment that they work in, and where accidents happen they have to be tended to. all medical physcians working in space will have to have training in cryogenics as a regulation.

DwayneD.L.Rabon

 

So you've been to the future?
Why then aren't you telling people of time travel instead of arguing about bringing bones back to life?

God, you're so lucky. I think you must be the only person on the face of the planet who knows the future.

 

surely you miscalculated, the Crank stupidity flux field from someone with Norval score like that would have reduce this whole planet into some kind of cartoonish hell for cynics, imagine the whole world like this! Surely for all our sakes your wrong.

If you wanted to know about the future I could have told you! He talking about the use of a quantum temporal cloner, a device that can bring back anyone from any time in perfect fidelity down to the last atom and its atomic state, it was or will be invented by Guy E. Horo and his AI companion 13v86kl in the year 2196, its power by antimatter and metric tons of fish semen.

 

Oh, thank you. Sweet.

Now, tell me... Who will win the 2012 election? I can make some serious money off this.

 

Oh, and by the way, I second this notion.

 

It's closer to 90%.

Of course it is.
But it's not possible to cryogenically freeze them with any hope of revival...

Coma is not death.

 

I don't belive that he deserves to be frozen. Not saying anything bad against the guy i just belive more worthy people are out there.

 

Jesus does silly, after his second coming by the end of the year he is elected president in a special election, the normal election was held off on account of Washington falling into the sea due to the apocalypse.

 

Oo. So the apocalypse machine finally came?

 

yes, by the way the cause of the apocalypse was dildos, its a long story, but you will see it soon enough.

 

Oh my. Veiny ones or glassy ones?

 

all assortments of them! Of all the things the could have pissed god off the deep end it was sex toys.

 

Wow. So let's recap:

[a] MJ is coming back, prosthetic nose and all.
People coming back via fish come.
[c]Jesus wins the election.
[d]Washington is gone. (yay).
[e]God destroys us because of veiny and glassy dildos.

Wow, how eventful this future will be!