what type of Girlfreind should i get ?

the funny thing about haters and evil people is they never hang out together because they cant stand the hate they spew out at each other.

funny that isn't it.

just like pedophiles and rapists and repeat violent offenders.
they don't hang out in war zones do they.

they make the best effort to try and hang out in the quietest nicest most non violent and non abusive part of society...

funny that isn't it.

 

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??? That's not manipulation. Its a requirement. If a guy makes no good impression on a woman, she won't date him. Have you EVER been on a date?

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soo little miss know it all holier than thou...
what does a women to do impress a man enough to make him want to impress her ?

 

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Looks and conversation.
And if the man has had enough to drink, all the woman has to say is "OK, why the hell not. I have nothing better to do for the next 3 minutes"

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and by the way, you didn't answer my question. Have you EVER been on a date?

 

Quite a few. But that doesn't refute my point. If a woman is attracted to you based on your natural charm, there's no manipulation. She's attracted to you, that's all.

Too intellectually smart. You sound smug and egotistical, and I haven't even met you. Think about this for a second; in these conversations are you talking to people, or talking down to them? There is a big difference, and well...not everyone likes an egotistical fuck. I'm not going to judge you though, I am after all just referring to a message.

If you seriously can't talk about your own, then I feel for you, I hit the same snag 90% of the time. In that case, humor helps a bit. And if a chick likes you, then she'll be interested in your interests. That's always cool...

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Yep. People suck.

Well there you go. You'll have a girlfriend as soon as you find a nice person.

Well, my anthropology's a little rusty, but I'll take your word for it. Although set of rules? What does that even mean?

Quiet is a personality type too. You might just be a queit person.

I don't think personality is necessarily based on how you interact with others. I would think personality is based more on your motives behind those actions, and the only person who understands that is you. Why would you define your own personality? You'll never fit 100% into any category unless you're trying to because everyone's unique in some way.

What's wrong with being a little offensive? If someone asks for your opinion, be honest. If no one asks and you think you're opinion might be offensive, say nothing. Why be an asshole when no one's asking you?

And I can't speak for everyone, but I respect people when they give me their honest opinion, whether I agree with it or not. I think quite a few people do.

And that last comment wasn't charming in the slightest.

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hahahaha
soo all she does is sit on her lazy ass and wait to be approached then...
well i guess that makes you a last century conservative then.

i get girls doing that to me when im out sometimes... even hot girls i would love to shag senseless but i just cant be bothered with all their last century values and pre constructed set of game rules i have to play.

too shy or want everything their own way...
life is too short to waste it trying to fix other peoples mental issues just to get some casual sex which will be absolute rubbish anyway.

as for dates... hhmmmm
i guess soo.
had a few long term GF's 2 times 5 years or soo and a few shorter ones.
done the whole chasing skirt thing, club hopping bar hopping, networking etc etc.. all for a root...
im a bit past all those games now.
i prefer real people who know who they are and what they want and not too scared or weak to go out and ask for it.

life is just too short and too full of damaged goods.

anywho... this is my Celebrity gossip thread.

we are supposed to be talking about celebrities who are O for Awesome.

 

Umm, yeah, read the title of the thread.
:xctd::roflmao:

 

It's off topic, but I really like that phrase 'watching your final bowel movement.'

Killjoy, do you mind if I use it in my lyrics?

I think it would sound great in a death metal song.

'HHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH! DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE I WANNA WATCH YOUR FINAL BOWEL MOVEMENT' *neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow* (soloing)

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I was really head banging to those lyrics man.

 

hee hee hee !!!

Go for it !

 

here is some lyrics for you to sing

"you have nothing that has not been taken from others,
once you can take no more,
you will have all that you have
taken from you"

 

Something in plastic, possibly. I hear they're making a very lifelike rubber these days.

 

:zzz::zzz::zzz:

Jumpin' Jesus ! That sounds like The Cure for fuck's sake !

We need somethin' more like -

Ace 'em !
Waste 'em !
Scrag 'em !
Frag 'em !

End their lives
And body bag 'em !

Put 'em in a coffin shell
And send their fuckin' souls to Hell !

WAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh.

 

nothing such as a coffin shell
that is just a lazy brained thing to say.
the word is a word so it is not even made up.

that is like saying a broom wheelbarrow.
but less creative.

no wonder soo many of those death metal bands simply copy words from the bible and try and make out its really heavy stuff
:xctd: :roflmao: :xctd:

 

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They blurted the Word, and we hoid it...

It's even an age-old tradition...

Besides, it's heavy metal, it's supposed to sound stoopid.

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Damned if I can find anything about that "broom-barrow" thing, though... maybe there's one with a rake on it.
:scratchin:

 

alexi sail does a couple of real good ones in The Young Ones. (which i cant recall and i am not going to search out from u tube but feel free they are all fantastic but ive seen the series probably between 5 to 8 times.)

spatula tea cosy kettle
make mine a wheelbarrow pot lid lifter

 

That's one theory. Another is that your previous post was so utterly devoid of logic and reason, I would have had to stoop down to your own level of insanity in order to make a response.
If you want to believe that I live in the 'depths of my own self inflicted misery of depression' with an 'empty black hearted lifestyle', then frankly, believe what you like.

My honest opinion is that you should seek medical help, or at least stop posting at Sciforums before it becomes necessary for me to. I don't really give a damn what type of girlfriend you should get, and I hardly think that its a subject worth the effort of discussion.

 

i know your personality.
you hold no interest for me any longer and have nothing interesting to offer.
do not expect me to read your posts.
i didn't read this one for starters.
your not someone who adds happiness to things so you don't really have any real value to me and all your posts are predictably negative.
i've mapped out your path in life and here it is :runaway:

 

Cellar Door makes me happy!

 

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That's the last time I laugh at your jokes, Tak! Check out the pages of abuse I received as a result

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