Tell Me Three Really Shallow, Non-Intellectual Things About You!

1) A few months ago I went on a date with a 19 year old stripper. She wants to be a nurse but she's less entertaining than a brick wall.

2) I will purposefully ignore phone calls and then later explain that I didn't know they called me.

3) Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.

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4) I make racist jokes with my friends.

5) I bitch and complain about how terrible the handicapped are when it comes to driving.

6) I feel that 90% of fat people are lazy and have an excuse for everything when it comes to their lardiness.

7) Actually, I feel that 90% of all Americans have an excuse for everything.

 

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I used to be a regular viewer of the Jerry Springer Show... i enjoy repeats of the Jerry Seinfield Show... i like hot toast peanutbutter an onion sandwitches.!!!

 

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Looks like hell... as if its bein crushed under its own wate... what is it.???

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Thats interestin... do you thank som races ant as deservin of a happy life as other races.???

 

Don't make racist jokes, but I enjoy dead baby jokes. They don't even have to be jokes, mention dead babies and I start laughing hysterically.

 

- I behave like an asshole around others though I am really not. Some people think I am really nice (those who know me well or just barely got to know me), others think I am a total dickhead.

- I have no respect for people that piss me off, in fact I lose all sense of attachment and can let go very easily if they do something remotely shitty.

- I am a very talented drummer and I don't like drumming with other musicians much, I just play on my own time. A lot of people say its stupid I dont play in a band. meh.

 

Do you know how to make a dead baby float.???

 

Heres my Valentine cake art i made for my sweety... it won second prize in a contest.!!!

Its sprinkled wit choped walnuts an poppy seeds.!!!

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3 things about me:

1) I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

2) I have no respect for people who can't deal with getting down and doing an actual day's work. They make me feel self-righteous.

3) I'm really not a fan of black culture. I have black friends, so it's nothing personal. I just don't like the things I see on TV.

 

I really don't want to do anything. I just want to watch sunsets and sunrises and never be bothered ever again.

 

I watch far too much anime and read far too many manga’s for my own good

I go to online chat sites and lie to strangers

My best friend fights all my battles for me even when I’m wrong….I always feel horrible…but I’ve never had the guts to tell her.

 

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ASK HER TO TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF!!

Fuck you are making men look bad.

 

I hate making friends and I hate my two best friends making friends…because I like them just with me…

I don’t like to “go out”

I skip school for weeks at a time, my family thinks I’m ill…a lot…but the truth is I like being with them.

 

I want to know why ....

• I've never been to the empty space off Highway 34 a little ways southwest of Georgetown, Iowa that's mentioned in that song.
• I ain't tellin'.
• I've already said too much.

 

1. I read and watch lots of manga and anime
2. Sometimes I read online gossip magazine, too
3. Actually almost everzthing about me are non-intellectual :idea:

 

doesn't acting like an asshole make you an asshole?

 

1. I love love love Korean boy bands... especially DBSK/TVXQ, Big Bang, Super Junior and SS501. They are so sugary sweet but razor sharp and they can really put together some beats that make me want to mooooove it.

2. I regularly look at Perez Hilton and gofugyourself.com just for fun.

3. I stay away from grossly obese people because they always smell like old cheese. Unless they are family and/or friends and we've already addressed the "funk" issue.

 

1. my favorite gun is the Browning 9mm.

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2. my favourite car is the Landrover

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3. I don't think a pope should be German.

 

I love farting, though I rarely do it. I'm jealous of people who can do loud, impressive ones.

 

my daughter is the same way. She gets the giggles every time. She even farts in her sleep. I just keep telling myself "it means she's eating healthy"