Predictions- The next Pope

Discussion in 'World Events' started by Lady, Dec 28, 2002.

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Do you look forward to the change in Papacy?

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  1. Lady Banned Banned

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    Predictions:

    Perhaps he will not be named John( But thats pushing it

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    ) Approx. 30 yr's old and of European Lineage. Wealthy, physically attractive, with a sharp, yet deceptive tongue, blue eye's, Cannonization? 02-04 - 12-04. A legacy that made Hitler look like the baby Jesus,likewise, the Exorcist the Crucifixion. But these are just my gloom and doom predictions.
    As we all know, times are changing and powers are shifting drastically. And our minds are fixed on calamity yet we must consider the next Pontiff. The present is approx. 1000 yr's and fading, obviously, time not on his side, therefore, share any predictions or insights of the next Pope?
     
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  3. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    The next pope will be a clone of Peewee Herman.
     
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  5. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    The next several Popes will largely be irrelevent--especially in the US.
     
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  7. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    He was an adequate pope, better than many in history. He did a decent job.

    The short lived guy before him had more potential though. I just worry about who gets the role next. A nut or a rear-kisser.
     
  8. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    In a desperate bid to make the RCC look hip and relevent, as well as to make the Catholic Church's stance on birth control look more palatable for young women, Viggo Mortenson will be appointed the next Pope.
     
  9. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    Scary Idea:

    Satan himself, lord of the underworld and telivision was just appointed pope today.

    Hey... why cant he be catholic?
     
  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Satan will be too busy. It's gonna be Viggo, I'm telling ya.
     
  11. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    You mean they arent one and the same?

    As long as its not Richard Simmons. "Lets exorcize those demons! One and two and one and two... Now thighs!"

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I wanna be Pope.
     
  13. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    There was actually a female pope once. Noboty knew it and she was killed by an enraged crowd after giving birth.
     
  14. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Well, I'll go on the Pill. Duh.

    I WANNA BE POPE! I WANNA BE POPE!
     
  15. Lady Banned Banned

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    ** The Europeans own the United States.
     
  16. felix Registered Senior Member

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    I definitely don't see why we need to consider who the next pope will be. Unless we're catholic, which I'm not. I never gave a flyin' rat's ass about this pope and I seriously doubt I will about the next one.

    And, exactly HOW do the Europeans own the United States? That must good stuff you're on there, Lady. What is it? Shrooms? Acid? Special K? Can't be pot, not hallucinagenic enough, unless it's the MOTHER of all weed.
     
  17. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    "The next several Popes will largely be irrelevent--especially in the US."

    What I should have said was that in the United States the Catholic Church will be struggling for relevence for some time to come while Popes will increasing loose touch with US Catholics over policy.

    I don't really know, I'm not Catholic. Many Catholic pundits I've seen lately are saying essentially that.
     
  18. adam2314 Registered Senior Member

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    Ooh so very true... but please don't tell them that..
     
  19. adam2314 Registered Senior Member

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    who ever the new Pope is, he is sure to be some ones dad..
     
  20. Lady Banned Banned

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    And, exactly HOW do the Europeans own the United States?




    ** Euro vs Dollar

    ** The predominant religion in the U.S. has its roots in Europe

    ** Ecumenical World Federation Of Churches(European control over all other American churches)




    ** It would appear that the early settlers could't quite cut the strings, therfore, the U.S. is not indepentant of Europe
     
  21. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    After the rise of the stockmarket justabout everyone is controlled at least a little be everybody else.
     
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  23. Lady Banned Banned

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    ** Money, Money, Money and the Roman Catholic Church has plenty of it, anyways, Given there's a Roman Catholic Castle on every block in the U.S. Should not the U.S have some say concerning the next Pope? Nevertheless, we shall see if he's a Daddy
     

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