Remember Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey? He was that Satanist Vampyre who was arrested for stalking that teenage girl who claimed to be a vampire hunter? He is also trying to challenge the US Government to have his "Vampire Nation" become sovereign. If that makes you chuckle, imagine seeing and hearing his crap in a documentary. The Vampire thinks the documentary is about his run for the presidency and his really cool skills, but the entire production is one big prank on him. Someone's getting impaled for this. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f9UgmXoXPQ
Yeah, I posted the petition he filed in federal court in this thread about his Royal Wackiness: http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=90952
Yeah, I saw that. I personally know the guy and he is going lawsuit crazy. He is suing officials in Tennessee, Minnesota, and Indiana.
well, I did an interview with him back in November of 2007 for my no name skit project called Idiots Gone Wild! if you go to http://www.youtube.com/idiotsgonewild4life, you'll see that I kinda toy around with him. After that, we stayed in touch and later, he wanted to impale me. I keep tabs on him because he's morbidly interesting. At least to me anyway.
I swear to God, this guy has at least one douchebag copycat in every bar across America and they all talk to me. Edge, shame on you for not killing him. You're a bad and lazy person.
If you think I'm lazy, you should talk to my editor. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
You're just telling me that to make me feel better. And of course he doesn't have a car. He's a vampire. He has a stagecoach or a flying coffin.
Thanks, I've been having a crap morning at work, but this made me laugh out loud! I'm now going to get some lunch, sit down, and watch your documentary, cheers!
Always glad to brighten a day. We don't have the movie up, just a trailer. But you can visit our myspace and facebook page to follow up.
How long is the doc? If you're going to make hard copies, I am sure my brother would dig this for his birthday.
Well, we won't be hitting the film fests until Summer. I wish we had hard copies to give, but we have to promote it and all that jazz first. But please keep in tabs with us. I promise you won't be disappointed.
Here is the latest on Sharkey. http://www.kimt.com/content/localne...inst-Vampire-King/gcteFkfuL0OF6RA8ftlUeg.cspx Judge Refuses to Drop Charges Against Vampire King ROCHESTER, MN--A Southern Minnesota judge is refusing to dismiss charges against a self proclaimed vampire king. Jonathon Sharkey is accused of sending harassing e-mails to a 15 year old Rochester girl in 2007. Sharkey got upset when the girl told him she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society. The judge is also advising Sharkey not to fire his public defender and represent himself. He says Sharkey's belief that the Olmsted County public defender's office is under investigation for malfeasance is in his words "utter non-sense." Sharkey is being held on $125,000 dollars bond. A plea hearing is set for a week from Monday.
I just wanted to mention that "Impaled: Painfully Blunt!" has been officially selected for the 2009 Geauga Film Festival (Ohio) this June. There is also a great chance that we'll be selected for the 2009 Dark Carnival Film Festival (Indiana) in October as well. *Fingers crossed*
