Reasons U Should B President!

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  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    What reasons do you have for us to vote you into office? Give me a list and tell us about how much superior you are!
     
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  3. OilIsMastery Banned Banned

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    Because anyone is better than Obama.
     
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  5. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Because I'd be great at it! Nuclear sabre-rattling hilarity! Martial law!
     
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  7. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I'd make pot legal, and free to all.
     
  8. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    I'd make LSD use compulsory! Dump it straight into the drinking water!
     
  9. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Nah...dude ..."compulsory"...is all jack booted thug...it's gotta be all easy.
     
  10. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    I'm fair, and I'd be protective of our economy, plus I'd be more likely to regulate it. I'd also remove troops from foreign soil, and would turn my focus inwards, to governing my own people, as thomas more suggests in utopia.

    Plus, I'd fund Video game centres in every school.
     
  11. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    hmmm LSD use would be voluntary! It would be a required ingredient in all foodstuffs and drinks, but no one is forcing you to eat or drink!
     
  12. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Duh !

    My policy of full deployment of America's nuclear arsenal at the slightest provocation clearly makes me the sole individual qualified to hold the office.

    That, and the jewel-encrusted swagger stick I would carry.

    :mufc:
     
  13. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    lmao, you're crazy killjoy haha!
     
  14. superstring01 Moderator

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    That was sagacious.

    ~String
     
  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Not for me you see. I wouldn't want the job because of many factors. People are always trying to assassinate you, people always will hate whatever you do because you can never please all of the people all of the time and I'd be watched everywhere I went which wouldn't be a way to live freely.
     
  16. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    That was salicious.
     
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  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    As a president I will invest into space, because you can count on our country to be the first in space expansioN!
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    Space and utilization of cosmos and colonization as well as space technology development and implementation in our daily lives will be a priority. Vote for me!

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  20. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    lol sorry ct-was talking to string.

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  21. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Whew! That's a relief!

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  22. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    I thought you were a native Russian...

    No Presidency for you !!!
     
  23. Kadark Banned Banned

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    I should be President because I would rid the people of the Zionists.

    "You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the eternal God, I will rout you out."


    Kadark
     

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