My God is real!

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by Adam, Nov 28, 2002.

  1. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    My God, the One True God, is real. She is a six-breasted leather-clad dominatrix from Jupiter currently living in a luxury condo inside Europa, with her twelve lusty virgins, all of whom will be mine after I die. She created the universe just to produce me, through trial and error, eventually to serve - and service

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    - her. She is the only real God, all others are mere fairtales. My God is real. You are all fools to believe otherwise.

    Whatsupyall, Inspector, disprove it.
     
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  3. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I am God, and I have no partners.

    *Smites Adam*

    Disprove it.
     
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  5. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    whatsupyall, inspector...

    your inability to disprove adam has been duly noted...
     
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  7. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    All obey Adam for Adam is life!!
     
  8. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Sissies...
     
  9. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    [tasteless joke]

    Adam is bigger/better than the Titanic.

    ...after all, only 400 women went down on the Titanic

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    [/tasteless joke]
     
  10. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    400??? Freak. The number of women I've slept with is... well, it's in single digits. I've never been once to sleep around a lot, and also I am very shy around women. Mostly they have been stable, long-term relationships.
     
  11. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    awwww Adam.

    I sympaphise with you. Been there....am there

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  12. Zero Banned Banned

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    Disrobing this thread of all covering with amorous care...

    ...I must say I agree with the basic point here. I might add a challenge for anyone to prove it, as well as disprove it.

    Inspector, whatmuscles, give it a shot!!

    *eyes them craftily and opens a carnival booth*

    POTSHOTS EVERYONE!!

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    There is no god, afterlife or divine love. There is only Entropy, the mother from which we were all born. She tugs our souls with the beautiful, maternal love of chaos. Why do you keep Her waiting?
     
  13. ThatJerk Registered Senior Member

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    *waits eagerly in wings, armful of rotten tomatoes ready to go*
     
  14. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    I'm still waiting for Whatsupyall or Inspector to have a go at answering my opening post in this thread. Maybe they can't.
     
  15. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I see, I see, I see - ... the one, the finger - ADAM
     
  16. Zero Banned Banned

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    Whatsupmuscles, you haven't even remotely answered the question. Please do so promptly or step down from the carnival booth and give someone else a shot.

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  17. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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    From Kung Fu - Seek not to find the answers but to understand the questions.

    It is not that whatsup can't answer, it is that he doesn't understand the questions. Until he can understand the issues he can only respond in gibberish, which is exactly what we see.
     
  18. Zero Banned Banned

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    Correct correct. Now let's all grab a log and ... THWAP whatsmuscles.

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  19. Zero Banned Banned

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    How much time do you think he spends actually trying to see where other posts come from, viewpoint-wise? I'm guessing he just checks for atheist content, randomly quotes parts of it and cuts/pastes parts from his biblebanging/atheistbashing catechist collection. 0 seconds is my estimate.

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  20. Phrenetic :D Registered Senior Member

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    Can I have a shot? The only true God is MY God! My God is a speck on a piece of paper that you can't see until you have stared at the paper for an infinitely long amount of time.

    Since my God is the only true God, your God must not exist.

    Weeee, these circular arguments can take you for a ride!! This is a carnival, right? Wait, was I supposed to provide a valid argument? Well, this argument needs a little faith instead - is that cool?
     
  21. whatsupyall Banned Banned

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    narrow minded atheists talking to another narrow minded atheists; you guys need education...

    Thats ALL the argument you can ever gather, giant purple squid monkey and fuzzy pink elephants...When will you kids grow up? Will you ever grow up? Noone made that claim, and noone believed that claim is real...(maybe kids and retards)...
     
  22. DeSeRt RaT UK Registered Senior Member

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    Muscleman, do me a favour. Don't get another name. I've started reading the bible and I'm 'bending' towards it. But everytime I read one of your posts I come back to square 1 again (atheist) Was it not enough that everyone put your muscleman name on ignore?

    Your annoying, pityful, repetitive arguements really don't show people the way. Do me and everyone a favour and don't be an asshole. Do you think everytime you call atheists kids, that they see 'the light'? That they magically drop everything and bow down to God? No I didn't think so either.

    Arn't you supposed to help us find the way?. Instead you turn us further and further and insult the educated by calling them uneducated, the truthful - liars, the honest - unhonest.
     
  23. Zero Banned Banned

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    *starts kissing whatsup's feet*
    You are the Source of Omnipowerful Knowledge, oh Saint and Sage! You are the true Intellect of Sciforums! Big Brother! We should all abandon our views and lives and dedicate ourselves to you and learn from your Astonishing Wisdom! Your mind is like a god's, all-tolerant and all-knowing!


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