World's largest fake breast!!!

lol. I wonder if this guy has trouble finding pants and underwear.

 

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Listen have you not learned yet, when talking about your penis on the internet aren't all guy at least 8". You must exagerate! not downplay

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Maybe he folds it up first.

 

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5"

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of confidence...

 

like a lawn chair? Thats a funny mental picture. he he

 

Well if you are so confident you should start using it.

 

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby

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I can do A LOT with a little.

 

Ya Ya that's what they all say.

 

Yay for talk of small peni (plural for penis as of now) and OMGWTFZORZ size boobs!

 

They all say it, but do they act on it :shrug:

I'll go all night sweet stuff

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All night huh

 

And well into the morning. Then I'll get up and make you breakfast, or lunch in the case of going well into the morning

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Some real out here are well hung like a horse.

Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises.

 

Tina Small British Girl with Biggest Bust?
Measuring 84GG-22-34,Tina Small or Titanic Tina was she was called possessed a phenominally huge rack.Forget any current woman,such as Minka,Maxi Mouns,
She used to hate her body so much. To her, her 84-inch bust was a burden. But this time, it was her freakishly breast that helps her get out of her shell-become a sexy,ultra top heavy supermodel

 

Lol, Finally found a thread where you can talk about your dick, didn't ya? How long did you have to read to find that?
Even your screen name has a 9 in it.

Obsess much?

Since it's a science forum maybe you should know that men with large members often suffer from erectile dysfunction as they get older. Good luck with that.

Oh, and welcome to Sciforums.

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Photographic proof there is "... too much of a good thing."

Thanks but no thanks, I prefer real women. Real women who can carry on a conversation about more than flavors of chewing gum are even more desirable.

 

eheh.. Boobs, now penises. Whats the next part?

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We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

 

Takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

 

BOKE!!! That's just rotten that is. You can even see the perturbing lines around her breasts from years of stressing her chest with all that extra weight. And why is she even smiling? It's not a grammie she's holding. It's classification that she's made herself into a freak show..

...rotten man.