....... you could be insane!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by JelloPudding, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. reformedtopunk got punk? Registered Senior Member

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    first off, i don't see how this scales insanity....but what the hell....

    - 1+1?
    dos

    - sausage or ham?
    pepperoni

    - if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
    I like the giant meteor, its reminiscent of FF7

    - if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
    the Vatican. does that count?

    - what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
    yum.

    - ...a baby?
    see above.

    - ...a chipmunk?
    see above.

    - what is your favorite color?
    probablyt red.

    - why?(optional)
    i dunno. it just is.

    - if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
    Jhonen Vasquez.

    -why?(optional)
    hordes of fans, and plenty of hot goth chicks willing to sleep with me.


    -if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?
    JTHM

    -why?(optional)
    he can't fuckin die!!!

    - what is the meaning of life?
    42. C'mon, everyone knows that!
     
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  3. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    no- it's the meaning of life, universe and everything not just life.
    the meaning of life-> life = 42 - universe - everything

    hey- the meaning of life appears to be damn insignificant

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  5. reformedtopunk got punk? Registered Senior Member

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    *holds finger up to avatars mouth*

    shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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  7. unbalanced Banned Banned

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    fun!!!

    2

    ham

    Iwouldn't

    I would not do it

    soon to be a cat,I don't like cats

    someday that will be a teenager,but right now it is cute as long as I don't have to change it

    that chipmonk is free,wish I was.

    ultramarine blue,
    it's pwetty,.

    some one who met Jesus,nobody specific.

    I am a fictional character.

    nobody knows,nobody comes back to tell us.

















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  8. unbalanced Banned Banned

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    sanity

    A measurement of acceptable insanity,judged by people who know insanity when they look in the mirror,a maxim without a basis on fact,a variable which cannot be judged with accuracy,a waste of time to ponder unless you are in an asylum.
     
  9. yumyum The All Knowing.. I think Registered Senior Member

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    sausage

    nuclear boom.....ooooo fire

    france hahaha now you know im insane

    now all we need is the blood of a virgin

    I hate children

    furry

    black: why best way to kill at night

    jesus:why commit suicide

    god:why duh all powerful

    to live
     
  10. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, 1+1=1. I have yet to work on my theory, but I'm getting some pretty good ideas.

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    The meaning of life is to look for the meaning of life!

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    To live is not an answer, it's the process that aids you in looking for the meaning of life. And if all is true, then my answer is bona fide, because we are all living paradoxes, swirling in a paradox, breathing and sitting on paradoxes all para-freaking-doxical day long!!

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    So, 1+1=1. Not 2.

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    or if anything, 1+1=11. Yeah, that makes more sense.
     
  11. p_ete2001 Registered Senior Member

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    *scratches head* Oh right. I see now BSR. BTW 1 & 1=1
    1 + 1=2 (+ being the mathematical symbol for plus and & being an english (i think*) symbol for and.

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    probably greek actually (in its origins) as our alphabet is Greek (i think

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  12. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Why do y'all think I'm insane!! I'm not insane!!

    There's nothing wrong with me y'hear!!
     
  13. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    this is a survey to test your sanity...

    - 1+1?

    561... I think.

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    - sausage or ham?

    Neither you idiot.

    - if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?

    First, I would clear a large landmass (ie, Australia) of its inhabitants, then I'd move in those I wanted to kill. Then I'd h-bomb random parts of the landmass until it sunk into the ocean.

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    - if you could rule any european country what country would it be?

    Switzerland

    - what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

    Mm, tasty!

    - ...a baby?

    mmm... desert!

    - ...a chipmunk?

    AHH! HELP! HIDE ME FROM THE CHIPMUNK! IT'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVE!

    - what is your favorite color?

    White

    - why?(optional)

    labcoats are white.

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    - if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

    hitler

    -why?(optional)

    cuz he got to eat lots of babies, and he was satan.

    -if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?

    spiderman

    -why?(optional)

    he's so damn sexy!

    - what is the meaning of life?

    to answer this survey. duh.

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  14. fabled_dreamer Registered Member

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    1+1?
    <b>1+1, as there is no '=' sign.</b>

    <b>ham, its quicker to write</b>

    <b>By not doing it</b>

    <b>England, I live there</b>

    <b>Animal<b>

    <b>Not an animal</b>

    <b>Woldn't know one if i saw it</b>

    <b>BLue</b>

    <b>Meaning of life is 42, but Why is it, the multiplication doesn't add up????</b>

    Actually I would like to know why he did that???
     
  15. JelloPudding Registered Member

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    i need to take a nice looong time to analize all of you but not to long ill have my results up by tuesday. until then have fun.
     
  16. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    - 1+1?


    *** is this a trick question?



    - sausage or ham?

    *** sausage. er.....



    - if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?


    *** i would create such a violent disturbance within the upper atmostphere; forcing it to hail little, fuzzy bunnies... all over the place.



    - if you could rule any european country what country would it be?


    *** Germany.


    - what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?

    *** soft.



    .

    - ...a baby?

    *** thank goodness it's not mine.


    .

    - ...a chipmunk?

    ** pretty cute stuff.


    .

    - what is your favorite color?


    ***blue.


    - why?(optional)


    *** because it's the color of Billy Corgan's eyes.

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    - if you could be any figure in history who would you be?

    *** mary magdalene



    -why


    **** nevermind.


    -if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?


    *** you spelled character wrong.



    -why?(optional)


    *** i don't know. only you know why.



    - what is the meaning of life?


    *** live, love a bit, dislike a bit, and, then die.
     
  17. Captain_Crunch Club Ninja Valued Senior Member

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    - 1+1?
    2
    - sausage or ham?
    Sausage
    - if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
    Sorry, but it has to be gas.
    - if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
    Italy
    - what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
    Cute
    - ...a baby?
    Argh, get it away from me!
    - ...a chipmunk?
    Cartoons
    - what is your favorite color?
    Red
    - why?(optional)
    Cause it just is.
    - if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
    Marconi
    -why?(optional)
    Money making opertunity.
    -if you could be any fictional charactor ever thought of who would you be?
    Comic book guy from the simpsons
    -why?(optional)
    Sarcasm is mighty.
    - what is the meaning of life?
    Monty Python
     
  18. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    - 11
    - sausage
    - I wouldn't
    - France
    - cuuuuuuuuute!!

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    - cuuuuuuuuute!!

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    - ehhh... :bugeye:

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    - blue
    - Jesus
    - Because he is a nice guy...
    - Homer Simpson

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    - HUUUUMMMMM... Doughnut...

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    - Love and Joy
     
  19. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    me

    - 1+1? easy!! 2. wow im a genius!

    - sausage or ham? im completly stumped on this. but i think a sausage would fit inside more smoothly.

    - if you were going to commit mass genocide how would you do it?
    1st id go 2 mars.
    then id buy a Planet Blaster(tm) cannon that i saw in the Marsian Galvadisintegrators and Ammo Magazine.
    Then id fire straight at Venus to blow up all the gay inhabitants.

    - if you could rule any european country what country would it be?
    Hong Kong

    - what is your first thought when looking at a kitten?
    EDIT:
    ["im cuter . . . stop that . . . stop it! . . . ok u win. your cuter."]

    - ...a baby?
    breathtaking!

    - ...a chipmunk?
    we'll bring you action and satisfaction
    C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K!
    guaranteeed to brighten your day!
    doot doot do do do doot
    doot doot do do do doot.

    - what is your favorite color?
    it doesnt really matter.
    i rank personality pretty high.

    - why?(optional)
    because even if u might look really good, u can still hav a unattractive personality.
    its a turn off

    - if you could be any figure in history who would you be?
    spiderman!

    -why?(optional)
    because hes fast, knows how 2 run his mouth off, and he helps people in trouble.

    -if you could be any fictional charachtor ever thought of who would you be?
    woops. hmmm. this is a toughy.

    -why?(optional)
    nope cant think of any.
    sorry.

    - what is the meaning of life?
    you mean other than DSL?
    is this a trick question?
    The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.

    Life is the time you are born up until the time you get married.
    ok jus kidding.

    ok
    life is somthing u might hav 2 serve if ur caught shooting people.

    MEANING OF LIFE:
    The Words, The Stage, The One, The Bliss, The City, The Cause, The Future, Caliditta
     
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  20. Captain_Crunch Club Ninja Valued Senior Member

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    he he he

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  21. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    me

    so am i insane or wat?
     
  22. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    we're ALL nuts!

    i think that guy was just yanking our chains. he never came back and gave us our results...
     
  23. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    He's around. Next time I'll see him I'll remind him to interpret the results.
     

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