Rules Club

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  1. Captain Kremmen

    Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Rule 0...........................mmmmmmmh. All subsequent rule 0's are to be ignored.
    Rule 1. Members Join the club by inventing at least one new rule.
    Rule 2. The new rule made must not break any previous rules.


    Surely such a club, governed by self generated rules, will create a perfect society,
    full of happy contented people working for the benefit of all.
     
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    Captain Kremmen, May 20, 2008
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  3. shorty_37

    shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    New Rule:

    #3. What happens in Sci forums stays in Sci forums. Under no circumstances
    will you discuss any of these topics outside these walls.
     
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  5. Renrue

    Renrue Someone Registered Senior Member

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    Rule 4. You DO NOT talk about RULES CLUB.

    Somebody saw this one coming.

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    Renrue, May 20, 2008
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  7. invert_nexus

    invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Well, this is going well.
     
    invert_nexus, May 20, 2008
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  8. Killjoy

    Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    RULE 5: WHEN IN DOUBT, DEPLOY ALL NUCLEAR WEAPONS IMMEDIATELY !
     
    Killjoy, May 20, 2008
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  9. codanblad

    codanblad a love of bridges Registered Senior Member

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    rule 6: women in the rules club cannot quit rules club, wear clothes, or refuse to offer their sexual services to me. they must RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
     
    codanblad, May 20, 2008
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  10. Vkothii

    Vkothii Banned Banned

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    rule 7: women in the club who used to be men (or who aren't sure) cannot abrogate their responsibilities under rule 6.
     
    Vkothii, May 20, 2008
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  11. purple_hairstreak

    purple_hairstreak My true colours clash Registered Senior Member

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    Rule 9:
    All future rules must end with fujugoodigookiblep.
     
    purple_hairstreak, May 20, 2008
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  12. Captain Kremmen

    Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    .......which is the rules club word for a full stop.
     
    Captain Kremmen, May 20, 2008
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  13. purple_hairstreak

    purple_hairstreak My true colours clash Registered Senior Member

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    Is that a rule?

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    purple_hairstreak, May 20, 2008
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  14. YinyangDK

    YinyangDK Registered Senior Member

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    Rule 10:
    Anyone with an IQ of 100 or lower cannot join the club fujugoodigookiblep.
     
    YinyangDK, May 20, 2008
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  15. MetaKron

    MetaKron Registered Senior Member

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    Not only did I see this coming, I almost said it myself.
     
    MetaKron, May 20, 2008
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  16. Captain Kremmen

    Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Rule 11. No talking to yourself. fujugoodigookiblep.
     
    Captain Kremmen, May 20, 2008
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  17. Spud Emperor

    Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Rule 12.

    Codsinbladder gets a coffee break every 45 mins to push his nuts back down. fugoodorevilblep
     
    Spud Emperor, May 20, 2008
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  18. TW Scott

    TW Scott Minister of Technology Registered Senior Member

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    Rule 14: Codanbland has no authoritah fujugoodigookiblep.

    (That should cover that.)
     
    TW Scott, May 20, 2008
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  19. shorty_37

    shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Rule 15: Men must have both hands on the keyboard at all times.... (fujugoodigookiblep)
     
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  20. synthesizer-patel

    synthesizer-patel Sweep the leg Johnny! Valued Senior Member

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    Rule 15 invalid for contravening rule #9 ?
     
    synthesizer-patel, May 20, 2008
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  21. shorty_37

    shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Rule # 15 Don't let any dumb blondes join the club.. fujugoodigookiblep
     
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  22. codanblad

    codanblad a love of bridges Registered Senior Member

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    16: rules made in regards to individual club members are obselete.fujugoodigookiblep
    17: in accordance with rule 15, men can then use the keyboard to masturbate.fujugoodigookiblep

    rule 14 can't be right, cos i've already made rules before that, which demonstrates the presence of my authoritah. so farrrrrk u tw scott. u too spud emperor. wtf does 'push my nuts back down' mean? nuts hang man. its what they do. nuts only rise up in the face of great evil, to defend mankind and democracy. and stop terrorism. fujugoodigookiblep
     
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  23. Spud Emperor

    Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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