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Bush: "I promise that we will get revenge on that country over there... which ever one it might be."

Secret Service Agent: "Sir thats Kentucky."

 

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"Damn, this is cool"

 

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This buds fer you

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'Uh oh, people are looking at me....Act Natural'

 

or better yet

Ya'll come back now ya hear!

 

After wetting his pants the President hatched a clever plan to draw attention away from the growing wet spot in his pants.

" Look Elvis in a UFO"

quiet Eeeevil Dubya. Evil indeed.

 

'President Bush demonstrating how he is going to press the 'Nuclear Launch' button against Iraq'

 

"ok, ill hold my finger like this, and you toss the pretzel rings!"

 

"I will wear my yellow flag upon my sleeve."

 

"Could one of y'all help me find my nose?"

 

"Whos your daddy?"

 

"Where the hell am I?

 

"Hey, Jay? ...I forgot what country I'm in...who's flag is that behind me?"

 

So, how are we going to decide which ones are the best?

 

If stupid faces were a dime a dozen, I could be a politician. If stupid grins were thought to mean something I could be...President!

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I'M A STUPID PLUTOCRAT MOTHERF*CKER TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS AND ESTABLISH A NEW, OFFICIAL EMPIRE OF THE PLANET. IF NOT I AM MERELY A FIGUREHEAD OF VARIOUS ORGANIZATIONS TRYING TO TURN A DEMOCRACY INTO EITHER A PLUTOCRACY, OLIGARCY, FEUDALIST, TOTALITARIAN, FASCIST, OR COMMUNIST COUNTRY UNDER THE GUISE OF PROMISING LOWER TAXES AND BORROWING FROM LIBERAL IDEAS BUT NEVER TAKING ACTION UPON THEM (GIVING MORE MONEY TO SCHOOLS, GIVING SENIORS PRESCRIPTION DRUG COVERAGE ETC ETC). I WAS A JOKE TO THE WORLD BEFORE THE TERRORISTS THAT I, MYSELF, CONVINCED INDIRECTLY TO KILL THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE INDIRECTLY. NOW MY ORGANIZATION, MY POLITICAL PARTY, AND MY RUTHLESS IDEALISM (US VS. THEM) BORROWED FROM THE HORROR OF THE REAGAN EPOCH WILL SOON DOMINATE THE NATION, AND I, ABOVE ALL OTHERS, WILL HAVE UNLIMITED, ULTIMATE POWER OVER ALL OTHERS, USING A PRINCIPLE THAT HAS WORKED SINCE THE HUMAN CIVILIZATION BEGAN TO PRACTICE POLITICS:

"MOST PEOPLE ARE PRETTY STUPID"

I WILL EASILY TRICK THEM, ALONG WITH MY SUPPORTERS, INTO A NEW EMPIRE AND NEW REIGN OF PURE EVIL. IT BEGAN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO AND THE SECOND STEP WILL COMMENCE ON TUESDAY, WHEN THE MOB OF AMERICA VOTES IN REPUBLICANS TO REPLACE DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE, SEALING THE FATE OF THE POPULACE OF HUMANITY....FOREVER

---From What President Bush is thinking all the time as seen through the eyes of a person looking at the worst that can happen

 

The people of Tokyo stood in horror for a mere second, thinking that Godzilla had returned, but when they noticed the fake grey wig, they went about their lives as Bush proceeded to walk into some power lines and promptly exploded.

 

Maaaaaaaaaaaan did I miss cocain!

 

"What's that you say? Bohemian Grove?
Nope never heard of it. Next question."