Returning land of the Russia, Alaska back to its motherland

America should just buy the rest of Russia... but its such terrible property it might be more of a liability. Or they can wait for the next drunkard Russian president that wants to sell bits

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Russia might get lucky, and have India buy them out... they might be able to put up with it, and the Russians would be a better people guided by India

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so don't eat us.

 

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Ok, you guys can have it back.

 

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Humm, if I think of it, we could try to request territories as far as Moscow, because those were the lands inhabited by Balts about a thousand years ago. That's a better claim than you have on Alaska, as there were never any long term Slavic settlements there.

 

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I have great adoration of India

 

Hmmm but now that I think about it all those Baltic separatist states are ought to be part of Russia as they are supposed to be. yes it all makes sense now, the only question is what bombs to be used and which planes to call in.

 

You know, down under, we wish we had some more good farming land. Why don't you let us buy a piece, we'll let you nuke the US...

 

you know down under...we feel this warm passion for not giving anything that is ours to anyone, and those traitors who do give our land to others...are to be shot on sight. And we are the ones buying the land of others...not the other way around.

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Now about the nuke part...you see why would we nuke our own future territory? we'll just use one of these:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=481310&in_page_id=1770

 

PUT DOWN the baby food jar and STEP AWAY SLOWLY...

Surely there must be a couple or 3 bayonets left that aren't rusty...

More likely they will expire of radiation sickness after serving a 60 hour stint dumping loads of concrete into the blazing wreck of "Chernobyl II"...

There are some nifty bits "out East"... we could split them with the Chin Empire...
The Ukraine could have the Caucasus region - then they could join OPEC and sell us some Texas Tea...

Done and done...

There !

Problem solved - as Russia no longer exists !

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Don't you live in the US? Those 20 kids will be Americans, they'll enlist in the US army. Then after all the former Soviet Republics have joined NATO (including Latvia) we'll be ready to attack Russia and your 20 sons can go back to their "motherland" as invaders!

 

the baltic states isn't that land russia stole from the common wealth of Poland and Lithunia? thats right it was.

 

Not really. Livonia (now largely Latvia and Estonia) was occupied by Germans, then Swedes, then Russians.

Baltic states are already in Nato. Latvia housed the Nato summit in 2006. However I truly can't imagine why would anyone want to invade Russia.
Besides Russia can't be invaded.

 

Okay but can you give us northern manchuria and southern siberia first which the ruskies stole from the Chinese during the Qing Dynasty when we were pathetically weak and defeated in war after war.

 

Suckers! You deserve no less. And now give up Tibet!