The Existentialism of Fellatio

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008.

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  1. Cortex_Colossus

    Cortex_Colossus Banned Banned

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    I will do as I please, little boy.

    You will not pollute my forum with deft profanity when the intellegent kind will do.

    So, if you will excuse me, we have some serious dicksucking to deconstruct. Cortex_Collosus posits the following:


    Discuss.


    Yours truly,
    Gendanken
     
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    Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008
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  3. redarmy11

    redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Is this an open invite? Is it a command, even?

    What if we don't want to?
     
    redarmy11, Apr 13, 2008
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  5. Enmos

    Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Hm lol
    Is this some sort of attempt ?
     
    Enmos, Apr 13, 2008
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  7. glaucon

    glaucon tending tangentially Registered Senior Member

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    lol

    This is how far this site has fallen...
     
    glaucon, Apr 13, 2008
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  8. Repo Man

    Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    Thank you, but no. I just had lunch.
     
    Repo Man, Apr 13, 2008
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  9. Tnerb

    Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Just about.


    Hey, cc, I won't suck your dick, I'll suck your preconcieved dick[/b].
     
    Tnerb, Apr 13, 2008
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  10. Tnerb

    Tnerb Banned Banned

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    OOps. Drunk, pardon.
     
    Tnerb, Apr 13, 2008
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  11. Cortex_Colossus

    Cortex_Colossus Banned Banned

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    You're a sensitive soul. Hahhahahahaha.
     
    Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008
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  12. Cortex_Colossus

    Cortex_Colossus Banned Banned

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    FYaCk.
     
    Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008
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  13. Tnerb

    Tnerb Banned Banned

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    You're a bastardizing soul, so shut the ruckus (fuckish) up bitch.
     
    Tnerb, Apr 13, 2008
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  14. redarmy11

    redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    More homosexual euphemisms? Perhaps I'm also 'a good listener'?
     
    redarmy11, Apr 13, 2008
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  15. Cortex_Colossus

    Cortex_Colossus Banned Banned

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    Dude, you're wierd. I like that.
     
    Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008
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  16. Cortex_Colossus

    Cortex_Colossus Banned Banned

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    You are the strangest twelve year old I've ever seen.
     
    Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008
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  17. redarmy11

    redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    What are you wearing - right now.
     
    redarmy11, Apr 13, 2008
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  18. Repo Man

    Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    You know, telling us that we may perform fellatio on you isn't much of an insult. Most men most of the time are pretty flexible about being on the receiving end of that (Edit: perhaps I wasn't clear enough - most men most of the time would like someone to perform fellatio on them. It is sort of assumed, and telling us you are open to it isn't much of a revelation). And if Craigslist is anything to go by, a very large percentage of them aren't too picky about who gives them one.
     
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  19. Tnerb

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    Sorry, but weird dudes don't accept dick suckings. They expect a girl to do that. You're FAR from that.
     
    Tnerb, Apr 13, 2008
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  20. Cortex_Colossus

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    Dude you're fucked. Most men are not comfortable being on the recieving end of that.
     
    Cortex_Colossus, Apr 13, 2008
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  21. Repo Man

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    Most men don't like getting blowjobs? That'll certainly be news to most hookers.
     
    Repo Man, Apr 13, 2008
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  22. Tnerb

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    LoL

    CC is having a hard time developing to the site.

    CC, get a lap top and post soemthing about something newage.
     
    Tnerb, Apr 13, 2008
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  23. Jocariah

    Jocariah Registered Senior Member

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    Some can see your dick, some can not see your dick, some can only see your dick if you show it ........... you have now defined 3 groups of people .....
    Your dick is the noumenon ....

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
    Jocariah, Apr 13, 2008
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