Men are like.....Blowing Bubbles. Before you are finished playing with them, all of a sudden they explode.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. But Im so soft and fluffy from the type of soap I use..... Cant you just take my word on it?
Important! >>>1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, >>>occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. >>> >>> >>>2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh. >>> >>> >>>3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie. >>> >>> >>>4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. >>> >>> >>>5. It is important that these four men never meet. >>>
Coupla local ones: Men are like old-fashioned outhouses: Either they're occupied or full of crap. A woman needs a man like a fish needs -- a bicycle. Women love simple things --- men, for example. Hans
