Are you one of the people that doesn't like to spend his free day and extra money to the X-mass hype: be welcome at my shelter. Any suggestions for the shelter? Except for bombs (outside please) ....
Air conditioning or heating which ever is required, plenty of food and water and some alcoholic beverages, a few bathrooms and some form of entertainment like movies would be nice to have.
Yes! and the baby Jesus pees Vodka when you grab his halo. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Man, I wanna have liters of Pisco Saur! If you don't know this yummie-cocktail: go check the web or come to the shelter... By the way: any suggetions for a location of the shelter?
Well believe it or not...but that was not realy the place I had in mind to avoid the X-mas hysteria...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
so, somewhere Jewish then huh? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Oh! I know! Under a Chinese restaurant with a buffet. Stocked for the munchies!
Jewish?? Hell no...there are a lot of Orthodox Jews where I live...all do respect...but no thanks. Chinese..nah I eat too much Nasi - Goreng during the year allready Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I am checking out the net for a cool place...where is Mcgiver when you need him Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Yeah, a grocery store with lots of brisket and ribs so Mac can cook them. Or under a Hooters. Wait, does the Playboy mansion have a shelter?
You wanna be screwed by an 80 year old on X-Mass? He'll probably ask you to wear X-mass hottpants and jump around like a deer Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! A grocery store is fine for me if someone is going to switch off all the ding-dong sounds, joly Xhristmas men and flashlights....cause that was the purpos of the shelter. Let's invite a group to entertain us with some music. Any suggestions? My hitlist would be: Pearl Jam could start during the soup Joy Division would be nice during maincourse Tom Waits would be fine around cigartime Amy Winehouse too if she is not too fucked up Billy Holliday around teatime Most of them are dead and buried but who cares.
I have absolutely NO christmas decorations up in my home. Not one damned thing. I do buy gifts for the boyfriend and the parents. I ususally get the parents an interesting gift [this year it's a Houdini bottle opener set] + a gift card to a 4 or 5 star restaurant in the area. The boyfriend gets all sorts of sundry items (2 XBox games [Mass Effect & Oblivion Game of the Year Edition], rechargable battery packs + charger, one year online gold membership, 10,000 online "points", HIM memorabilia, etcetera). I refuse to buy for anybody that I "feel obligated" to buy for, so all my efforts (and a great deal of joy) go pretty much towards the boyfriend. Altogether I'll spend WAY under a grand, and because of my frugality in spending on "other" people, I can shower the people I care about the most and enjoy the holiday the best. ~String
An air filtration system as well as disinfectant for the odors that will be emanating from all there.
dude...you'll get an aircosystem where ever you want it Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
