Hmmm....I seem to hit a snag in my plans. *flips through World Domination for Dummies book* I will have to resort to Stage II-B. Must come up with a plan II-B first.
I heard from one of aussies on the board that a plurality of women in australia have large, natural breasts. If that's the case then I intend to make the entire "continent" my vacation resort. Screw Hawaii, or the Tahiti islands. Romania's too cold, and way too close to Poland for my tastes (you know, those Poles and Romanians are just crazy). Stryde: send me your name when you get online, I'm widely known as HMK_SALAX.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
had enough with his hobo act and plot to kill thor for taking all the glory but failed. he was in the death row but he escaped and now hiding as a hobo....again
Thor: "Giskard, the people of Romania won't be pleased, but I grant you Tahiti and the three nearest islands. " Thank you oh Holy One. Now everybody else keep away or suffer the Wrath of Kahn ...... I mean Thor.
Headlines, fresh from the time machine... Historians confirm that the horrifying myth that there once existed a country called America is in fact true Europa releases statement on economic woes of pre-10,000BC Africans Soap operas: Michael's wife has human baby, Michael files for divorce... etc
Morgue confirms that Richard Simmons is indeed the devil incarnate. Or a really gay robot. Axis of evil spins out of control. George Z. Bush is exultant. Quotes "See, told you my great-grandfather wasn't half the crazy old coot everyone said he was. Seeeee? Na na na na boo boo." Everyone finds out why the chicken crossed the road. It was because-AUGGGGGHHH!!!! *is choked from behind* *gives Brolly the hobo a quarter*
OH NO, NOT RICHARD SIMMONS Now that Av is back, the power ratio has shifted slighty Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Brolly Smiled and went to the bank and add the quarter to his account and the account reads 99.9 billion pounds and he walk away, never even realised that he a stinking rich bastard (dumb as well) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
LOL Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Power ratio? Hmm, didn't even know Avatar was a leader...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Heh heh, silly goose, Brolly. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
*Brolly did the happy dance* . .. ... .... ..... ...... ........ ..... .. ... ....... ..... And he keep dancing for another 589 hours
Thor: "Now that Av is back, the power ratio has shifted slighty" A....V.....A......T......A......R AVATAR! AVATAR! AVATAR! Can I still have Tahiti?
Thor: "Yes, but its now a male only island" What makes you think that would be unpleasant to me?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Multiple responces If you are male 'I know that'll be unpleasent for you' If you are female 'You'd miss the intellegent conversation'
Tyler, Star and Xev all agree on a political matter concerning pride and the United States. George Burns dies and comes back to life within 3 days. America remains only nation not to legalize pot... Also only nation to still have wars. Canada wins 9th consecutive Men's Hockey Gold Medal at Winter Olympics. Debate continues over which nation is strongest in the sport. Forbes is forced to edit it's list of richest people when 12 King's are suddenly behind a number of baseball players. With 2035 being an amazing world with unlimited potential for any human being, a peanut farmer from a small town actually becomes President of the United States. Oh...oh, wait... Quebec finally shuts the hell up. Ringo Starr dies. Another 40 Beatles tapes are somehow released. It's been four decades and people are still fucking making Michael Jackson jokes. Evidence is found that Saudi Arabia financially supports terrorism, tortures it's own citizens, houses nuclear and chemical weapons and has a department titled "How to destroy Israel"....U.S. president remarks; "We're not free to comment on this. Saudi Arabia is an American ally. On another note, however, we have decided to invade Uzbekistan. It seems they are trying to build guns." Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. Immediatly following Leafs winning of Cup, Hell freezes over.
