Actually one of the ways that circumcision was promoted was that it would supposedly help curb masturbation.
Well, geez, isn't intercourse just masturbation using a vagina instead of the hand? ...LOL! Baron Max
Baron you are the Romantic type aren't you, I can tell Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! lol
Huh? Wait, wait!! ...LOL! There's a difference, ya' know, between sex and romance. Romance is the "thing" we use instead of just asking, "Hey, ya' wanna' fuck?" And sex is the physical act of fucking. See? Two different things, two different acts. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Baron Max
That stuff would burn the skin right off your dickPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! lol
My ex did that once. He hurt himself during a weekend football game and came home and rubbed the injury with tiger balm. The twit then forgot to wash his hands afterwards. Ten minutes later I heard manic screaming from the bathroom after he realised his mistake while using the toilet. Apparently the icepack I gave him made it worse.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Oh well.. You learn from your mistakes I guess.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Ummm. No. Intercourse is sex with another person. Masturbation is solitary imaginary sex. You don't "use" a vagina you have sex with a person who has a vagina or penis if you are of the fairer sex.
Yeah....no. Not for one second do I believe there aren't men out there who use women to masturbate. They don't care if she's there, just as long as that body part is. She doesn't need to move or do a thing, just supply the body part.
...LOL! Yeah, I once "fucked" a milk bottle full of warm, raw liver ....and when I closed my eyes, I couldn't tell the difference! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What?! Wait a minute!! Ya' mean the damned woman is supposed to move?! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Baron Max
OMG.......Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! The things that come out of your mouth! lol Make sure the next woman has a pulse! Yeah well when I get ambushed at 3am in the morning when I am asleep, he doesn't seem to care if I am awake, moving or even alive. LOL
But Max that would be asking for Assistance......thats a no no lol Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Take it from a professional self pleaser: vaseline is WAY too messy. It's fucking hard to wash off (and don't run to the shower afterwords, or you'll just create a slippery film on the tub that will cause your father to slip and fall and then begin asking embarrassing questions as to EXACTLY why you have been burning through your older sister's jars o' vaseline... er... um.... I've heard). Just pick up some water soluble lube or use some kind of hand lotion. All this is, of course, depends upon the integrity of your prepuce. Those who have been uncut generally require little to no lube. ~String
I may have used Vic's Vapo Rub once... it's a painfull memory that I'd rather not dredge up, thankyou very much! ~String
or going to the bathroom after making homemade salsa with jalepenos. &*^%$ With women it burns more. Its like putting it on open skin.
