I got egged and flowerd and beat up...

I've only once egged somebody and that was at school when we had to paint eggs for eastern everybody took eggs with him so it was a good day to egg the teacher for fun (she was verry nice and I was 6)
I've however never greeted someone on his birthday and go egg him or cut his face or brake dislocate bones. The worst I ever did was flirting with the birthdayboy's girlfriend but nothing came of it thankfully

 

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Am going out in like an hours time. Which me look, supposedly they are taking me out to eat.

And my dads been telling me when I come home he will be smelling me! so that means my friends better not force some vodka down my.

 

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You're drunk already.

 

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Sadly, I don't think he is.

 

muslim eat a piece of garlic aftherwards. It covers the smell.
And happy birthday

 

I AGREE! The only thing hotter than Muslim is a WOUNDED Muslim. I'd clean him up and ....nevermind.

 

Hmmm, tell me about this 'sore butt', sam.

 

What evil minds you have!

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Birthday Bumps:

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Silly Muslim... Tricks are for kids. Jackass.

 

Roman + samcdkey??? Damn, I thought me and sam was tight. I'm done for.

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Ok, that was the bachelors' party. How did the wedding go?

 

eggs flower and beat with a whisk, sounds like making a cake to me.

peace.