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that certainly would be the last thing i expected

 

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You couldn't tell?

 

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If they are important enough to enforce they are important enough to place where someone can easily find them when he wants to view them. What, you think that someone who wishes to comply with the rules will simply know them without reading them?

 

have a look at the infraction categories

Inappropriate Language
Off-Topic Posting
Flaming
Trolling / Meaningless Post Content
Posting Violent, Abusive or Pornographic Content
Spammed Advertisements
Insulted Other Member(s)

basically, any of that is against the rules. however i believe that guidelines make a far better forum than rules, so i dont follow or enforce those to the letter.

 

i should have been permanently banned by now

 

as i said, these are guidelines, and as long as you dont constantly infringe upon them, and balance them out with good posts, there is no problem

 

So because I think exploitation is wrong , Im a woman?

Jesus! I will never understand the logic of fags.

 

oh hi, imaplanck.

 

James insisted that there were rules violations by a member who he placed on a thirty day ban in the apparent absence of any posted rules. I have a problem with that.

 

Duh! What part of 'The rules were there on signing up and ticking the box' didnt you understand. If anyone should have them fresh in their mind, it would be a new member of your gang.

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Yeah, go ahead and say "Duh." I signed up around three years ago. Whatever rules changes might have been made since then, I don't have access to. I seriously doubt that there was ever a rule against "supporting child abuse" and I want to be able to review the rules once in a while. What's wrong with that?

 

I doubt theres a rule against taking a picture of my dick and posting it with a caption saying 'All you can eat for a dollar, girls' either.

 

I'm loathe to agree with Metakron. So I won't.

Instead I'll ask a question: where are the censures about posting pornography, violent content, etc.? They're not very visible and don't appear to be anywhere in the FAQ.

 

Then if you do that, they should not complain that you are breaking rules. There are no general rules that I have been able to find for this forum.

 

the rules state that support of illegal activities(child abuse) will not be tolerated... although there tends to be a lot of leniancy towards drugs.

the rules also state that offensive material/pornorgraphy(a picture of your penis) is not allowed.

now can we PLEASE get back to some jokes and stop sidetracknig on this? if you want to continue this argument then make a new thread in open govt or site feedback.

 

Just one more question: Are these rules available for viewing anywhere other than on the signup page?

 

banned Visa Card commercial

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* Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

* A man walked into the doctor 's, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go to those places"

* Blondie: "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

* So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

* A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

* Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

 

Many years ago I wondered where the jokes that suddenly sweep the country came from. I know many are written by professional joke writers, but did anyone intentionally try to make up a joke? So I decided to see if I could. Jokes often involve sex and usually have some element of surprise as a "punch line." I invite / encourage others to try to make up an original joke. My effort from long ago was not very good. (Guess that is why it did not sweep the country).

Anyway, here it is:

Aging prostitute realized she needed to find new line of work, so she began to read the want ads. For several days, all ads either explicitly stated experience was required or employer did so when she called to apply. Then she saw one from the CIA, for which she was well qualified. It said:
"Wanted, female undercover agent."

Feel free to score my joke, scale 0 to 10, but no negative numbers please. If anyone else makes up joke and posts, please also invite scoring. We can find the worst (I have a good shot at that, I think.)