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myspace. It was absolutely filthy and soon....

 

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it was bought by google. Google then bought North Korea. The american president declared google a member of the axis of evil and...

 

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decided that he was becoming too predictable, so he resigned. He set up a porn site specialising in....

 

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amish teenage girls. This became so popular the president of the USA, or should we say ex president became the richest man in the world. That did not please him at all so he...

 

.....figured that he would call gods accountant up and asked how much he would sell the universe plus one black hole for. After he was hung up on he decided that he would try...............

 

to take the universe by force, with super powers that he bought from...

 

a guy wearing a big black trenchcoat who unbeknownst to GW represented the main deity from a dimension that not even God knew existed, the powers were contained in a vial labelled....

 

..."Urine Sample", which was, of course, a fake label designed to trick people. It actually contained semen, from the last remaining descendant of Christ. The vial glowed with heavenly power, as he proceeded to find a suitable woman to impregnate. But the only woman he could find was...

 

a transsexual named Marty who agreed to be a surrogate mother only if she/he was guaranteed ......

 

...a 50 ton...

 

...chocolate bar...

 

...as chocolate was the only thing that could excite him/her enough to lubricate the way for the vial, which suprisingly...

 

to weigh 50 tons itself. Sadly.l..

 

ate all the chocolate in despair...

 

...which dashed all hopes of spawning a shemale version of christ, which would have...

 

no effect on anything whatsoever since there is no hard proof that christ ever existed...

 

'tis a shame said the barber's...

 

...wife who was, of course, the chocolate-starved shemale in question who then proceeded to...

 

prevent her/his right arm's emancipation from her/his body. But alas...

 

...the prosthetic limb did indeed fall off and crawled up the barber pole and leaped off onto a passing...