Finish my Sentence

...said "Well Prick, er I mean Cock, er DICK DICK!. Sorry. Well Dick, Iran apparently has oily black stuff, I can't rememeber what it's called. Anyway we can have it instead of them. Whadda think Dick?" Penis replied ....

 

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I know you got money stored up your ass, "muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

 

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to whuch Georgie replied: "Can't we get the old gang together again? I mean things haven't been the same since BUSH, DICK and COLON weren't together". Just then Condi walked in and revelaed herself to be....

 

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a matha facka little sucka...

 

....in drag. Suddenly a shiny missile came through the window and went right up Condis'....

 

bitchin monstrous ass...

 

...which was as big as draqons, but smaller than the moon of.....

 

J'Lo, a nice moon that's getting kind of old but rumored to be......

 

decaying. Scientists predict the levees could break, resulting in severe anal leakage and millions of people drowned or displaced. The missile hadn't gone off for some reason, so Condi...

 

ordered the invasion of North Korea, in order to bring democracy, freedom and...

 

....asian babes to the west, although they apparently look like 12, so the age if consent will have to be raised to 30. Meanwhile....

 

nothing happened. This lasted for 3 million years when suddeny..

 

a nebula exploded to become the new supernova...

 

....which was just great because these days all you see are regularnovas. Then everyones' attention drew to focus on something in the distance, growing larger as it grew near. To everyones' horror it was....

 

another planet that looked exactly like earth! A prophet named Tim wasn't doing well in the street as he was fairly new at all this end of the world stuff. Hordes of....

 

spurious monkeys came to to protect the land that the dragons were attempting to invade for the rightful owner as the House of Gong was created by

 

a new Microsoft program and it was so full of glitches that

 

...bzzzzz click fuzzzz errrrr..... chick chick chick bzzzzzz. mmmmmm....

 

And that my friends is the end of the story!

 

But then the matrix finally rebooted and our hero loaded up a sex module. He blinked his eyes and when they were open again he saw 500 gorgeous naked women, all very wet and willing. He moved forward and...