Can one hand clap? I don't think so!

do you have any professional tips? How do you prepare for the fart? How to your prevent overspill of liquids or solids etc?

 

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They beg to differ - http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp

Oh, and everyone knows that the sound one hand makes is 'cl', the other hand makes the 'ap' noise.

 

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Keep your body straight, no bending or obstructing of the intestines allowed. You always start off with a gentle prctice shot, not too hard otherwise you could get sloppy. If it feels like there's a fart in there, position your body correctly and you could let off a nice loud one.

 

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do you follow a special diet?

 

No, I mean it is Guinness the beer, or more correctly, porter or stout.

 

this thread is very educational. I learn many interesting things. i thank you all my friends for your wisdom.

when i was little boy in soviet union i had very ugly dog. dog look very much like my sister. she also bitch.

dog always sleep and fart. was very funny if you not too close. sometimes you so close to dogfart you puke cabbage soup all over floor. then grandmother come with broomstick or with her small hands and hit you till you cry. i love my grandmother very much. she always loved me most of all brothers and sisters because it took long time for me to cry. i keep her fit she tell me.

 

No special diet really unless I'm coming up to a competition and then there's weeks of training involved and you really can't beat beans. Red beans, white beans, aduki beans, speckled beans, black eye peas they're all great, oh and beer and onions as well, brekfast, lunch and dinner. It's tough, but someone's gotta do it.

 

You have neglected your poor friend the pinto bean - speckled when dried, plain when cooked, and especially tasty in Eastern European cooking, served with onions fried in cumin with greek yoghurt.

 

I tell you old dog had most smelly farts i ever smelled.

I can tell you secret of how this can be. you eat from floor and from street. and lick own ass many minutes a day.

 

That's excellent fart fodder.

 

Are you trying to drag this thread up?

 

I use one hand to clap. Basically I am only one-handed but can partially use the other. If I slap my good hand against the palm of the other I can clap just as loud as anyone else. In lieu of this, if I want to be more quick about it, I can just slap my hand against my thigh and its just as loud as most people clap at a concert or an applause.

I don't know if this is what you mean or not? I see no way of just using one hand by itself to clap, but as this thread was alluding to above, some people can squeeze their hand to make a sound like a fart, or some people can even make a louder sound than a clap by cracking their knuckles a certain way.

 

You searched the wrong place.

Fartistry is as old as the human race. There were fartists entertaining Roman emperors.

But, there were a few of recent years that have a bit of fame.

The first is Le Petomane.

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The second is Mr. Methane.

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I don't know about the Star Spangled Banner, but I did hear him fart the Flight of the Bumble Bee...