Thailand military coup, my phones dead, BBC & CNN news dead, Help me!!!!!!!

What do you need a gun for, Vincent? Surely the police can take care of you.

Food, water, and other stockpiles? Bah, you're just paranoid.

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Let us know when you're actually in trouble. Err, you may not be able to get online then..

- N

 

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This may be my last ever email here, tank outside appartment block, house to house searches there looking for the chopstick murderer, not sure if i was seen, not sure how long i have left.

Last will & testament of Sir Vincent knighted by Her Majesty The Queen, & Royal Subject of the British empire:

I bequeath my title Sir, to Baron max, you are no longer a Baron, Arise Sir Max......

 

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I think Vincent should be seized by the military and sent to one of the Muslim provinces on the Malaysian border. No mercy for ultra-rightists.

 

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My guess is that Vincent is going out to dinner tonight to enjoy some of the Bang-Cock nightlife that I've heard so much about.

Baron Max

 

PRE-PUBESCENT CHILDREN can often be found in bangkok AND you can find LADYBOYS without too much difficulty. There are a lot of very nice restaurants and you can often heard delighted patrons say such things as these potatoes TASTE SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH.

 

You gave the title to the Baron? Good Grief there Charlie Brown!!!

 

Either that or he's in a Thai jail enjoying some of the Bang-Cock hospitality that I've heard so much about.

 

Dear Vincent,

Sorry i missed you

God bless you and i hope all works out ok for you.

We will be thinking of you.

 

Hang in there Vincent and stock up on chop sticks (just in case)

 

if there is another tank come past then try a banana in the exhaust

god speed sir vince

 

If they are searching the houses, be careful. Chopsticks are sold in pairs, they may match the one found on the victim with the one you left in your place. I suggest you hide the second chopstick up your anus, for safe keeping.

God-speed!